CURRENT MISSION

Discover laziness in New Zealand !

ABOUT ME

We are just strange persons who laugh very loud, and who like laziness and dirty jokes. Do you think we're rednecks ? Not only (I have to underline it !). We also like music, movies, partying, hanging out and we especially love People (and particularly the persons who want to host us !).
Fabien also likes to name people after "sex names" such as "Mouille" for Mathilde...she doesn't mind except when it is said by dirty drunk guys.

PHILOSOPHY

Fabien and Flore's personnal philosophy is "do nothing, everything will be ok anyway"...and you know what? IT WORKS!
Mathilde's personnal philosophy : "the right size is when your feets touch the ground"

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

During the last year, we used to host couchsurfers from all around the world in the flat of Fabien.
Obviously they had to eat the scraps of the guinea pig, do the dishes with their tongue, and take a shower with us and all of Fabien's flatmates (If the previous line excites you, all you have to do consists in closing the window).

NOW : we offer a nice place on our sofa which is in the only warm room of our house!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Several...

Interests

The three of us are specialized in very different topics : Mathilde likes sport (especially swimming and running, the most boring sports ever), Flore is a fan of plants (somewhat shameful but true) and Fabien loves... loving and being loved (isn't that cute ? namby-pamby ?).

• perfumes
• running
• partying
• drinking
• politics
• movies
• knitting
• music
• sports
• swimming

Music, Movies, and Books

Fabien : My favorite movies are "Life's a miracle" (really amazing) and "Mysterious skin" (very sinister). I like new French music that makes you feel happy, some rock/sad artists (Arcade Fire, Antony and the Johnsons, Elliott Smith, Bloc Party, The Organ, ...), old classic songs of soul and rythm and blues...
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Flore : I love two kinds of movies, the weird ones, like Lynch's and the stupid ones, like "Wayne's World".
I like anagram bands like NIN, QOTSA, SOAD even NOFX.
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Mathilde : my favourite book : "la vie devant soi", the story of a little boy who takes cares of an old old lady. When she dies he is adopted by a transsexual and then he becomes a pimp. Very moving and funny. I also liked Deny's book "how to defacate in the woods", the most useful book ever.
favourite film : "little women"...so girlie...hihi

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

People who drink and perfume their skin with their own pee... They claim that it is a wide spread lifestyle. We haven't even tried and don't really want to.
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Fistulated cows. They're like normal cows with a
porthole that allows you to put your hand in their stomac. Sweeet.
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Someone who manages to lick his own ass...really amazing!

Teach, Learn, Share

French, German, English (we'll not teach it in NZ), agronomy, politics in developing countries, how to open a bottle with every tool in the world ...
We'd like to share humour (this page is a disaster in this field but we hope we're funny people !).
Flore also knows how to knit! Mathilde knows how to knit for left-handed people (very rare).

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Chile, France, New Zealand, Tunisia