He%27s a programmer

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A draft of the CouchSurfing Tech team anthem.

Feel free to improve the lyrics!

 

''E - A - B - E


I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I...  I wanted to be...
 
A PROGRAMMER!''
 
(guitar vamp)

Leaping from country to country!  As I float down the mighty 
rivers of British Columbia! With my best CouchSurfing buddy by
my side!
Toronto!
Paris!
Ho Chi Minh City!
Santiago!
The Little Sevastopol!
We'd sing!.. Sing!..  Sing!!
 
 
Oh, I'm a programmer, and I'm okay,
I work all night and I sleep all day.
 
'''CHORUS:  He's a programmer, and he's okay,
         He works all night and he sleeps all day.'''

I fix them bugs, I eat my brunch,
I go to the lavuh-treee. 
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
 
''Mounties: He fixes bugs, he eats his brunch,
          He goes to the lavuh-treee.
          On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
          And has buttered scones for tea!''
 
'''CHORUS'''
 
I write source code, I skip and jump,
I like to de-bug functions.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
 
''Mounties: He writes source code, he skips and jumps,
          He likes to de-bug functions.
          He puts on women's clothing
          And hangs around.... In bars???????''
 
'''CHORUS'''
 
I write source code, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
 
''Mounties: He writes source code, he wears high heels
          Suspenders? and a .... a Bra????
          (spoken, raggedly)  What's this?  Wants to be a *girlie*?  Oh, My!''
          And I thought you were so rugged!
 
'''CHORUS'''
 
''All: He's a programmer, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....''

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