CURRENT MISSION trans-mission ABOUT ME the natural habitat of this bipedal primate of the simonus erectus genus lies mainly on modes of transportation which allows him to have been observed in mountainous regions, great plains, densely forested areas, maritime regions under the rain, boggy swamplands, permafrost. he has also been known to wander into populated areas of planet earth where he has been seen taking part in social interactions with other homo sapiens. traditionally diurnal, he is quite adaptable and can easily take on nocturnal or even crepuscular habits. he is also known to have dabbled in polyphasic sleep patterns. his omnivorous diet consists of both raw and cooked food, the preparation of which he relishes greatly. his body is made up of 51.7 kg of oxygen, 15.8 kg of carbon, 8kg of hydrogen, 2.5 kg of nitrogen and an extra few kilos of crazy fun! his mating season tends to last throughout the whole year, especially during the fool moon or during dusk or dawn (other periods also observed) his coat is thick and lush due to his nordic origin and indeed, this alone is known to suffice him to face the elements. PHILOSOPHY don't kick a gift horse in the mouth. don't put all your eggs in the same basket. the early bird gets the worm. if you want to atract squirrels, climb up a tree and act like a nut.