i pushed my way out of my mama’s tummy and slithered into this big big world

handpoked and machine tattooing! bicycle repair! bleaching hair! adobe creative suite... drawing! rollerskating!

i can tattoo ya, i can tattoo yer dog, i can walk yer dog, i can give kissies to yer dog, i’ll clean yer bathroom, i’ll water yer plants, i’ll design yer flyers, i’ll paint shit, i’ll fix yer bicycle, i’ll ask you questions that’ll make you reconsider yer entire life, i’ll give ya sweet sweet tender lovin in the form of sweet sweet tender karma, i’ll roll ya a cigarette in 10 seconds flat, my dog will hump your leg

art! tattoos, humanity, silliness, reality, observing, bread, drinking water, camping, peeing in bushes, ocean, citronella, sweaty day t-shirt musk, dr. bronners+acv, things that make me go “mmmmm” or “waaaooooo” or “yeeeee heeee”