Derby T.

Went to a country where I didn't speak the language to study just to see if I could survive. (I did) I've lost the same wallet more than 3 times in the span of 1 year but found it every single time. (Update) I lost the wallet another 3 times in another year but have also found it. Received a standing ovation for pick-up lines. Also, cats like me.

I love learning. Almost anything. I've picked up many hobbies over the years and I'd love to teach you how to paint, draw, or dance. English, Chinese, Korean, Cantonese, or even Australian, I can teach you phrases that only the locals know (Yes, Australian is a category on its own). I can also share stories of going completely off the map with zero phone usage and the disasters that followed and also some interest image transforming experiences. I honestly think there is nothing better than good hearty conversation with good hearted company.

Stories of the mysterious country where I'm from called Brunei. I can dispel myths of people living on trees... we don't live on trees, we live on top of the water. And no, not everyone is rich... but some washrooms are indeed plated in gold. 2019 edit: And yes! Conversations with someone actually from Brunei! and sure, an opinion regarding the recent headline topics surrounding the elusive Muslim country :'D (Although I am not Muslim) Also, I am a little shy at first but once I can comfortable then you can have the privilege to be subjected to my (unfortunately bad) jokes - in a selected variety of languages too!