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Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
@ramonmazinga
Member since 2013
I'm an alien monkey from a faraway galaxy—stranded on Earth. Unlike earthling monkeys, I don’t usually throw shit at people, so please don't do that in my house. However, I WILL give you shit if you're one of these: "I need a place to stay to save money while traveling" Here's a list of homeless shelters in Sydney: https://tinyurl.com/ytz8vtts "I love food / I'm a foodie / I want to try all the restaurants" I have zero interest in you as a person. "Let's go to a club / pub / dancing / drinking" No. "Hello beautiful soul / Good vibes" Please, detonate now. Anyone else, you can keep reading.
Interested in Adventure Sports
Interested in Movies
Fluent in English
Learning French
If I had to sum up my personality in three objects, they would be...
A laptop, bouldering shoes, and I guess my personality ends there.
Why I'm on Couchsurfing
To bang as many chicks as possible. No, just kidding. To bang as many dudes as possible. Kidding again. People are interesting, friends are never enough, and there is something to learn even from the worst specimens. Once we meet, we might end up becoming friends, business partners, archenemies, hanky-pankers, astronauts, found-again separated-at-birth twins, or, most likely, nothing. There’s only one way to find out.
One Amazing Thing I've Done
Depending on your definition of "almost", I almost died 15+ times.
What I Can Share With Hosts
You can choose between brain-boiling conversations and a really awkward silence. I can also share myself as a human container of experiences, whatever that means. If you've been reading my profile all the way to here, we're basically in a relationship now. Please remind me of our anniversary. If I forget, that doesn't mean I don't love you. I'm happy to spend time together, especially if that involves traveling, life-threatening adventures, filmmaking, storytelling, creating a businesses, or (literally) planning to conquer the world. Other things I might say maybe to include less exciting outdoor adventures, some sports, cuddling, house parties, boardgames, artsy stuff… however several severe conditions apply and long story short, it’s not gonna happen. Thing I will say no to include: pubs, musicals, gigs, festivals, dancing, going to the beach just for the sake to go to the beach, karaoke… please, don’t ask.
My Interests
I love wild nature and challenging multi-day off-track treks, possibly multi-terrain, camping, packrafting... (I will go hiking when I'm in a wheelchair, thanks but no thanks). I'm a storyteller (photo, video, writing, music, poetry, anything goes) I love computer programming and boardgames (I'm a nerd) BJJ and Bouldering keep me mentally sane. I don't do drugs. I don't smoke. I don't drink, except when I do (which I don't, except when I do [which I don't...]). Also, weed doesn't really count as a drug (but it does [but it doesn't...]) No beetroot. I don't eat animals. I don't care if you do. Just don't asks me why, since when... do your own research come to your own conclusions and, most importantly, leave me out of this whole process :)