CURRENT MISSION

To meet interesting people and bombard them with ridiculous questions

ABOUT ME

Sometimes, I think that I'm an old lady trapped in the body of a young woman. I enjoy jigsaws way more than a 22 year old should.

I have a cat called Malta, she's pretty dumb but I love her for it.

I think that I'm funnier than I actually am. (But at least I make myself laugh!)

I can be shy at first, but once I get going I could talk the hind legs off a donkey. When I run out of things to talk about, I've been known to talk about talking.

PHILOSOPHY

I think Dr Seuss said it best: "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."

Interests

If tea drinking was a sport, I'd be on the Olympic team. If you don't change the subject pretty quickly, I'd talk about Harry Potter for hours. I've pretty much been playing the Sims non-stop for 10 years now and I don't plan on stopping any time soon. When I'm away from the internet, I start to get the shakes. I love learning new words, supercilious is my favourite word (at the moment).

• cats
• running
• drinking
• sports

Music, Movies, and Books

I'm a huge Harry Potter fan! Also, pretty much anything by Robin Hobb.
When it comes to movies I'll watch anything from Monty Python to Mean Girls, but my favourite movie will always be Calamity Jane.