João Miranda

Lisboa, Lisboa, Portugal

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  • Professional Planetary Investigator
  • In an exquisite pigsty
  • From Lisbon , Portugal
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About Me


Change the world rotation, from profit to human beings.Go wild like a boar, finding my roots and fears, eating them, voraciously, laughingly, to everyside.


height:1,80 meters
Hair:Dark brown
skin:light skinned

Fun Fact's about di:

-Once dolphins greeted us wild musician's playing on a deserted island.They didn't save us.

-Did the First stage of Astronaut training in a closed immersion pool in Mumbai.

- I was cursed by Shiva in an indian village because of eating raw rice

-stole a candy from a baby.It's not easy.

-Meditated and I felt the Tarantino pressure of my blood in my veins, ondulating my whole body, and a kind of unexplicable flow of some energy you can kind of control while you're breathing.It's beautifully empowering

-When I REALLY dance, I dance like a flying squirrel swimming on the water.

-I owned a militar checkpoint in Iraq with two guards and 3 AK47's for 5 minutes.

-I became a teacher in Thailand to stay out of the boring rain .

-Seeing an infinite line of sirenic police cars stopped at the entrance of a roundabout blocked by farmer's tractors, while farmer's happily do a barbecue in the middle of it.

Words are awesome, consider for a moment that each word you read is projected in your mind and it's changed by the next one, and you can visualize images you've never seen before. Ence - Flying pigs with bacon wings!

For the whole of me you have to come to my painting of life :)


Do' know much about philosophy.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


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I am still searching and eager to meet an unfriendly couchsurfer.
(I dind't meet the people that gave me a red reference :P )


Ab-solutely-everything that makes my brain kick my cranium like a baby in the uterus.

Music, Movies, and Books

all types of films but well made :P, all genres of music with quality :P, all books that I find entertaining/meaningfull/make me wonder 8d.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Licked my elbow!

Teach, Learn, Share

everyone is diferent and we should try to understand their shit, which is actually good fertilizer!.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Food &
Food For

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Czech Republic, Finland, France, Germany, India, Iran, Iraq, Italy, Macedonia, Malaysia, Morocco, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Serbia, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, Tunisia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland

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