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Overview

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  • Fluent in English
  • 43, Male
  • Member since 2012
  • work 2-10 cleaning medical instruments. then play music e...
  • i graduated. i've had 30 jobs. i can fix tanks. i can bui...
  • From grew up in churchville md. bout 40 min north of baltimore
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

i play music and entertain. i want to learn how to fly by pushing off my shadow, or be able to walk through walls. or build a pyramid by myself. or make water come out of a rock. learn ancient wisdom

ABOUT ME

take a musician, a shaman, a yogi, a christ, a dreamer, a buddah, and a jack of all trades, and you got me. i try to learn everything. i like the imagination and trying to get personal with nature and the creator. i'm a free spirit. i can control dreams and have dream friends that call themselves elohim. i'm sort of a poet, was told i was a prophet and teacher, but i don't get what that entails yet till i can figure out miracles. i see invisible energies and am a body fixer. no school, but i see colors and pain through people and can readjust the colors. i can follow a nerve through a body and unpinch it. spread peace, love, understanding, and healing %^)>

PHILOSOPHY

live lavishly. test all the spirits and hold on to what is good. people say don't test god. but god never said don't test god. i want to see what its made of and try to catch a son of the gods and make it a pet.. or vice versa. i have "eyes that see and ears that hear" and i want to know why and what i can use em for. i read the bible to figure out gods riddles

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

i've been surfing couches for 10 years because i have too many friends to have a place. i had a place for 6 months and had so many noise complaints i can't be on the lease again. almost all my friends are musicians and i've jammed with over 300 people. i don't know how i participate. i guess you can ask me to stay on your couch if you like to stay up and drink and play music till about sunrise.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

i have about 50 couches available to me any time i need. some doors are left open just in case i stop by. i love so many people. every night is a celebration of life. i work so i can play. i get it all done

Interests

everything.. theres no such thing as an uninteresting subject. only disinterested people

  • pets
  • drinking
  • flying
  • music
  • surfing
  • teaching

Music, Movies, and Books

grandmas boy, pinapple express, avatar, any super hero movie. i play every type of music. not sappy country tho. good folk and bluegrass, all the way to heavy metal.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

control the wind or move clouds. control dreams. defeat death or communicate with higher consiousness.

Teach, Learn, Share

faith has a pattern. most the time its not strong enough because fear and doubt overrule because the Lord doesn't want to scare you. it scared me to death when i saw it, then it told me to breath, and things keep getting stranger. now it just tickles and vibrates when its present.

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