Hullo! We are a couple seeking a place to crash in Portland this weekend (12/26-28). We have no specific plan or strategy to speak of.

Endresen - I am a guy with real hair. I grew up overseas. I'll draw you a pretty picture. I make a living as a painter and volunteer at a bookstore in Seattle's Pike Place Market.

Amber - I am a girl with also real hair. I have way more than Endresen and he is just really fucking jealous about it. I'm putting myself through beauty school. I can give you a haircut but if you are a guy you are choosing to do so at your own risk because I haven't gotten to the unit on mens' hairstyles yet. I work at Panda Express because I'm apparently a masochist

Interests

E - comics, books, drawing, photography, cooking, butts, bikes, thrifting, kitties, and all that hipster stuff

A - photography, nature, gaming, music, movies, shows, food, fine booze, small dogs, wi-fi, darwinism, cannibalism, solipsism, perfectionism,

• dogs
• books
• photography
• beauty
• dining
• cooking
• chocolate
• thrifting
• comics
• movies
• drawing
• music
• volunteering

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

E - I can generally get things into a trash can from up to 20 feet away

A - Hosted a 5K for charity and raised $400

Teach, Learn, Share

Want some kind of drawing to be mailed to you? Need a haircut, ladies? ALSO WE BE PACKIN CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATE

What I Can Share with Hosts

Tales, varying degrees of dark chocolate, cosmic secrets