CURRENT MISSION

to experience everything—good, bad and ugly—because I want to learn as much as I can

ABOUT ME

I'm pretty hilarious, and I only admit that because it's the main thing people say about me. Other than that:

refusing to use serial commas cuz they're dumb, making outlandish claims like I invented ice cubes, stopping to smell various and sundry flowers, hargwarsh, poppycock. also - zine, internships, work and my laundry.

PHILOSOPHY

Today I said: "My life is about as organized as a monkey shit fight in a zoo." If you can do something with that, we can talk.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Never had, but would like to

Interests

writing (news, personal zines and the occassional fiction piece), self-proclaimed bibliophile—always reading, working, drinking whiskey and beer, making people laugh because I'm good at it

• writing
• beer
• drinking
• flowers
• news
• reading

Music, Movies, and Books

Books: Lord of the Rings - Tolkien, The Dirt - Motley Crue, The Jungle - Sinclair, anything about Chicago politics-the Daleys-Chicago history, Candide - Voltaire, Don Juan - Moliere, A Clockwork Orange - Burgess, anything by the Marquis deSade

Movies: The Godfather (first 2), Lord of the Rings (all 3), Wasted, Blow, Amelie, Beauty and the Beast, Dazed and Confused

Music: oldies, supersuckers, lagwagon, the cure, elliot smith, modest mouse, the postal service, the rolling stones, simon and garfunkel, less than jake, dr. dre