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Growing a handlebar mustache
Hoooeee! I don't know where to start! I like to go hollerin' in my big block four-by, range-scootin' around the oiltown litterbox, and cold drankin as much tequila as I can get my gum wrappers on! I sure like to kick around with anyone that enjoys a genuine down home good time, specially if you agree that gopher-baitin' should be in the olympics. Hell, they let beach volleyball in there.
There's nothing you can't do with a fifth of Juan Calderas in your jerky-bucket, except for maybe algebra, but I don't encounter much of that on regular basis anyway. I also firmly believe that there are otherworldly beings among us, and I am proud to share that I have at least three unconfirmed kills of hostile UFOs.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I participate by givin up space on my couch free of charge to any and all that want to come out and visit beautiful rural Chico, California!
I spent a fair amount of time on relative's couches before I settled into this new place, specially when I was kickin through my drink-shoot-eat-and-sleep cycle, but nowadays I just like having the company around.
Man, I already put up my favorite pastimes up above. I also like saltyearth country tunes, skeeting the old roadside strays with my .22, and fine tuning just about every piece of heavy equipment I can get my skirt-lifters on. Lately I've taken up skateboardin, but there's not a lot of paved roads around here. Mostly I just roll around on a piece of plywood I laid down behind the shed.
Music, Movies, and Books
Like I said before, I like twelve-steppin country jams and quite a bit of tinbucket hip-hop, my favorite bands right now are Better Dead than Red and my cousin's tulip-roostin shed band, but they haven't settled on a new name since their drummer left to join the church.
My favorite movies are Red Dawn, Mr. Freedom, and Mars Attacks.
I like reading the local paper, the Enterprise Record, and the Haynes Repair Manual series.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
My goodness. People think living in the city, you see some amazing stuff, but this world's full of amazement. The most amazing thing I've seen lately is an eight-legged cat that my cousin Trina brought back from Mexico, I'll have pictures up soon. That little bastard Ocho can scoot, too.
Teach, Learn, Share
Catching flying darts with your teeth is easy if you remember the basics: lean into your catch, keep your mouth wide open till you're ready to snap, and always wear eye protection.
Another little known lick of knowledge I think every citizen of this planet needs to know is that potato guns will also fire a well-greased ball bearing that's 1/16th of an inch smaller than the inside wall of your barrel, and that a well placed shot can take out anything from a termite mound to a mid-size flying spacecraft.