CURRENT MISSION

Not being homeless.

ABOUT ME

Um...ok I am on a bit of an adventure through time and space and Canada. I am either a big rich executive or a homeless, hopeless vagrant. The situation changes from day to day, but no matter what I still need a place to sleep. My current living arrangements have been rendered unsuitable and so I need a place to crash until I can find new ones. I have no idea how long, but I will leave anytime you wish. I would prefer a few days to a few weeks but whatever.

PHILOSOPHY

I just want to be full of pleasure. Unfortunately, that is really difficult in a work-related world. I hate work.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

How do I participate? Well, I just joined. I am participating by.......testing people's couches? I will also provide a place to stay when I manage to find suitable living arrangements! And I would love to have people over for cake and pie. But I do not like pie. So we will forget about that. Maybe brownies and tea.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Zero!! I am new....but I was just informed that people are doing less hosting in Calgary due to the level of creepiness immigrating here, which kind of sucks.

Interests

- Playing guitar
- Singing when I am drunk
- Waiting for my stupid job to start and then waiting to get paid!! (it finally started this week)
- Getting drunk and intoxicated beyond belief
- Getting an education in many things and through many methods
- writing
- i wish to paint one day....
- i like to compose music as well...but not very good music
- I like girls to. a lot. but do not take offense or anything, I just really like girls. it does not mean I will try to sleep with everyone I meet, we just get along really well.

• writing
• singing
• education
• painting
• music
• guitar
• teaching

Music, Movies, and Books

eh, doesnt matter.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Well, one time I was extremely close to death and I saw the universe unfold and expand before my eyes. I saw everyone with a strange glow emanating from them, and I thought I saw the future. I also was able to see with clear sight the intentions of those around me and also things that I was doing right and wrong in my life with respect to actions or situations I was unsure of.

Some of that remains with me now, but mostly I am back to being a normal selfish person with vague memories of once being clear headed.

Teach, Learn, Share

I would like to learn how to stand on my head.
I would like to share whatever I have
I would like to teach nothing because I do not like being taught., mostly. Maybe I will change that later.