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  • Fluent in Chinese, English, Yue (Cantonese); learning French, Japanese, Spanish
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  • Member since 2008
  • the McQueen
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  • From san francisco
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About Me

l am away from San Francisco from 2/9 until May, 2015.

beginning 2015, we no longer accept requests or seek couches on this site. contact me through any of the following:


symbols of America: first there was McDonald's, then there was the McJob. finally there is the McQueen.

the McQueen title is a cross between a McJob and the McDonald's monopoly game that occurs every year, except the monopoly is not one in some real estate or business construct, and the prize isn't stuff resembling 'food' or American currency; it is also not Scottish, the title's form is meant to highlight my personal history. the title was conferred upon me, Elle Ko, recreated Bullitt Bourbon since 2010 CE, by the collective consciousness. when l laid claim upon (took) that title, l became us. McQueen is destined to become the monarch of humans.

the monopoly in question, held by the McQueen (that's us,) is on us and everything we deem a part of us, an extension of ourselves. many things can be deemed a part of us, though, we do not necessarily lay claim upon everything we can lay claim upon.

we are currently extricated from the nominal devaluation of human assets by using currencies other than those that are used in that process of devaluation. this policy upsets some persons who assume that they are peer to us, not knowing that we are sovereign and independent. these persons are examples of entities that could be deemed a part of ourselves (our subjects) but which we do not intend to lay claim upon.

we have access to land that is governed by other governments, hence, we deem land ownership unnecessary. we engage in conflicts as we see fit; we do not engage in warfare as defined by wikipedia; we do not engage in physical violence unless it's fight club or something. we do intervene in the business of others as we see fit.

there are any number of McKings, which, like Burger King, White Castle, and other fast food chains, are only foils to McDonald's. but there is only one McQueen. the McQueen (me) confers the titles upon individuals. like ourselves, our subjects can simultaneously be subjects of this and other nations and hold public office or titles in those nations.

Why Iโ€™m on Couchsurfing

because ppl aren't using the other hospitality sites.


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One Amazing Thing Iโ€™ve Done

decay and renewal at the same time.

Teach, Learn, Share

l do nothing, and so should you.

What I Can Share with Hosts

massive quantities of cash

Countries Iโ€™ve Visited

Italy, Malaysia, Mexico, South Korea, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries Iโ€™ve Lived In

France, Hong Kong, Japan, United States

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