Copenhagen, Capital Region of Denmark, Denmark

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  • Fluent in English, Estonian; learning Chinese, German, Russian
  • 23, Female
  • Member since 2012
  • Tour guide/bartender/events manager
  • I´m more street-smart than school-smart
  • From Tallinn, Estonia
  • Profile 65% complete

About Me


Live free, live wild, have fun or die hard trying.


Moved to Copenhagen now. Cool, eh?
I´ll be going back and forth in CPH and Köln, so feel free to shoot me a request for either one..

The first thing you should know about me is that i like beer. A lot. And i´m a heavy smoker. And sarcasm is my middle name. And I like to be very blunt about stuff. I mean, we are all adults here, so let´s call penis a penis, shall we?

AND YES, i am 23, which might give some of you the idea that i have no idea what i am talking about, and you might be right. I love pissing people off. And i guess that i love people getting offended by some sort of a tiny moral shit that they believe in and which i love to debate on.
My refs do speak for themselves.
Another thing- I´ve hosted WAY more people that i have (and vice versa) written references for. I do not see the point of writing a general, non-descriptive, crappy and boring references in order to "let the community know" about my completely non-informative hosting (does not apply to surfing, i am grateful to anyone who has let me in their homes). So if i do write one, then at least YOU know that i have had a blast. Or you are a complete twat.

My friends would definitely call me `the devil on their shoulder´ as I tend to live life to the fullest. I am eager to be changed by different experiences and people. The best way to describe myself is that I´m a nice and extremely friendly and a very spontaneous person and get along with people who wanna experience all there is. My mom would say to this, that anyone who wakes up one morning and randomly decides to move to China for a year, makes a heck of a travel companion.
And honestly, if you don´t get sarcasm, you are gonna have a bad time :) And don´t take everything i say so very seriously.

My kind of party.


I once met this homeless guy who told me to love the chaos around us. That´s what I have been trying to do.

"Find what you love and let it kill you" - Bukowski

"It´s just a ride."
"To just call out loud that something is a piece of shit and walk away." - Bill Hicks

Eat shit, millions of flies can´t be wrong. -The Economist

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


Either I host or surf, the whole point for me is to have fun and meet new people.

I want to challenge myself by seeing, experiencing different perspectives.


Have done hospitality exchange, a long time before i even had an account here. Has been fun.

Hosted a shitful, surfed a shitful.



I enjoy art and reading. I am also interested in history as I work as a tour guide.
Also, most of my travelling is related to festivals and rock n roll, so that is what really makes me tick. I also enjoy good food (freaky food was one of the reasons I decided to move to China in the first place). I spend my days and nights either working as a tour guide (or working in a bar) and meeting new people or planning my new trips.

Music, Movies, and Books

Favorite Movies
Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Dazed and Confused, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, Gone in 60 seconds, Elizabethtown, Children of the Corn and all Hitchcock´s movies

Favourite Music
There is nothing or noone who could wake me up in the morning better than a good dose of James Brown.
Stuff like Florence and the Machine, Lana Del Rey,
80s rock, (Suzy Quattro, ACDC, Led Zeppelin,Def Leppard, Iggy Pop, The Runaways, Alice Cooper, Mötley Crüe, Poison, Guns n´Roses, Sebastian Bach, Kiss, Queen, The Clash) and blues, like John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Otis Rush, Sonny Boy Williamson, Chuck Berry, Big Mama Thompson, Peggy Lee etc. And old school stuff like Etta James, Son House, Neil Young, oh, I could go on forever.

Favorite Books
All of Kurt Vonnegut and Thopmson.
G. Orwell "1984", J.W.Goethe "Faust", E.Hemingway "The Old Man And The Sea", Stephen King "Misery", E.M.Remarque "All Quiet On The Western Front", ´Arc de Triumphe´, J.D. Salinger "The Catcher in the Rye"

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

That cool moment of my life, which I still can´t find words to describe the awesomeness of:
spending a month in Chinese military training and recieving my licence to drive a tank.
(I´m the biggest fcn pacifist ever, but i have my own reasons for doing this. You can agree or disagree, but let´s debate!)

Teach, Learn, Share

All polar bears are left-handed

I´ve survived a year on the streets, so i know a few good life-hacks.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Laos, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Poland, South Korea, Sweden, Taiwan, Thailand, United Kingdom, Vatican City State, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Denmark, Estonia, Germany, Poland

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