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  • 100 References 52 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Tagalog; learning Spanish
  • 26, Male
  • Member since 2010
  • Risk Management Consultant
  • Masters in Accounting
  • From Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines
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About Me

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: I will be traveling for the following dates listed below. Sorry, no couch available :(

Budapest, Hungary: May 12 - May 15

London, England: May 16 - May 19

Zurich, Switzerland: May 20 - May 22

London, England: May 23 - May 31

Lake Placid, New York: June 03 - June 07

Banff, Canada: June 10 - June 12

Vancouver, Canada: June 29 - July 06

Las Vegas, Nevada: July 14 - July 17

Shambhala Music Festival, British Columbia, Canada: August 04 - August 08

New Zealand: September 17 - September 26


No, you are not seeing things. Yes, I am a motherfucking mermaid. The name is Ildrich, but everyone calls me Haute Mess. Originally from the Philippines. Grew up in Las Vegas. Currently spreading ratchetry in Seattle. I like to eat, drink, and twerk. I'm super easy going and enjoy pretty much everything. Seriously, I'm down for whatever... from a crazy night out of partying to hiking to just chilling and drinking at a random dive bar. Try me. My middle name is Classy.

I enjoy traveling alone, so naturally, couchsurfing is the perfect fit for me. I've been an active member since 2010 and I can honestly say that I've met a good chunk of what I consider my "best friends" through couchsurfing. I would not have been able to travel to all the places I've been if it wasn't for couchsurfing. As such, I try to give back to the CS community by hosting travelers as much as I can.

Please read the 'My Home' section of my profile for sleeping arrangements.

You probably don't give a shit, but here's my Instagram account for my travel adventures. I promise it's not as ratchet as this page:

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To twerk all over the world and spread ratchetry to defeat ISIS. I also enjoy adventures with random strangers with strange accents.


Gastronomy | Exotic Cuisines | Streetfood | Brews | Craft Cocktails | Vodka | Dive Bars | Twerking |Electronic Music | Nightclubs | DANCING | Music Festivals | Ratchetivities | Hiking | Camping | Nature Shit | Fruit & Vegetable Gardening | Phalaenopsis Orchids | Freshwater Fish | Aquascaping | Exotic Pets | Science | Genetics | Epigenetics | Evolution | Anthropology | Random Adventures | Solo Traveling | Backpacking | DMT | Crossfit <--- LMFAO, kidding!

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Hip-Hop and electronic music in general. Deep house, trance, techno, trap or 'EDM' music are a huge plus. Pretty much anything that will give me the urge to twerk like a two-dollar whore will do the trick.

Movies: I like comedy, independent foreign films, and documentaries: Y tu Mamá También | Maria Full of Grace | Un Prophete | Beautiful Boxer | Paris is Burning | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Books: Crack is Whack by Whitney Houston (Miss you, girl!)

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- Machu Picchu
- Tomorrowland Festival (2013)
- Saw the aurora borealis during a lunar eclipse in Alaska
- Skydiving (twice)
- Beating a Brazilian woman in a twerking contest in San Francisco and winning a bottle of cheap ass champagne as the prize
- Road tripping and camping in the wilderness throughout Iceland
- Trolltunga hike in Norway
- Petra
- Twerking on top of a bar to "My Neck, My Back" in the Middle East without getting beheaded
- Your daddy :P

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: English, Tagalog, twerking, and how to be classy AF.

Learn: Spanish and other languages.

Share: Life experiences, culture, philosophy, and SWEET ass dance moves.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Anything and everything except STDs.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Cambodia, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, England, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Lebanon, Malaysia, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, Norway, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United States, Vatican City State, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Philippines, United States

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