Haute Mess

Seattle, WA, United States

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  • Risk Management / Auditor
  • Masters in Accounting
  • From Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: I will be traveling for the following dates listed below. Sorry, no couch available :/

Turkey + Greece + Lebanon + Jordan + Egypt + United Arab Emirates: 10/07/15 - 11/01/15

Las Vegas: 11/06/15 - 11/08/15

Philippines: 01/29/16 - 02/07/16

London: 02/04/16 - 02/19/16

Las Vegas: 02/19/16 - 02/21/16


No, you are not seeing things. Yes, I am a motherfucking mermaid. The name is Ildrich. Originally from the Philippines. Grew up in Las Vegas. Currently living the life in Seattle. I like to eat, drink, and twerk. I'm super easy going and enjoy pretty much everything. I'm down for whatever... from a crazy night out of partying to hiking to just chilling and drinking at a random dive bar. Try me.

Lately, I have been getting a lot of copy + paste requests. Please take the time to read people's profiles! Below are the four things I look at when I evaluate requests from surfers:

1. Substance of request (personalized vs copy + paste)
2. Profile information (completeness / good fit)
3. Order of requests (first come, first serve)

Also, please include the following information in your request. It helps me weed out people that send mass copy + paste requests:

1. Why do you want surf my couch?
2. Why should I host you?
3. If you could be Beyonce for one day, what would Queen Bey do?
4. On a scale of Starbucks to Ugg boots, how #basic are you?
5. Are you going to give me a postcard with a handwritten thank you note before you leave? (Answer very carefully!)

Just kidding about the last one. I don't require a thank you postcard, but I would REALLY appreciate it if you give me one. So, bring one from your home country or your previous destination.

Please read the 'My Home' section of my profile for sleeping arrangements.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To twerk all over the world and spread ratchetry to defeat ISIS. I also enjoy different accents and adventures with random strangers.


Gastronomy / Exotic Cuisines / Streetfood / Brews / Craft Cocktails / Vodka / Dive Bars / Electronic Music / Nightclubs / Dancing / Music Festivals / Ratchetivities / Hiking / Camping / Nature Shit / Fruit & Vegetable Gardening / Phalaenopsis Orchids / Freshwater Fish / Aquascaping / Exotic Pets / Science / Genetics / Epigenetics / Evolution / Anthropology / Random Adventures / Traveling / Backpacking

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Hip-Hop and electronic music in general. Deep house, trance, techno, trap or 'EDM' music are a huge plus. Pretty much anything that will give me the urge to twerk like a two-dollar whore will do the trick.

Movies: I like comedy, independent foreign films, and documentaries: Y tu Mamá También / Maria Full of Grace / Un Prophete / Beautiful Boxer / Paris is Burning / Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Books: Crack is Whack by Whitney Houston

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- Machu Picchu
- Tomorrowland Festival (2013)
- Saw the aurora borealis during a lunar eclipse in Alaska
- Skydiving (twice)
- Beating a Brazilian woman in a twerking contest in San Francisco and winning a bottle of cheap ass champagne as the prize
- Road tripping and camping throughout Iceland
- Trolltunga hike in Norway
- Petra

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: English, Tagalog, and how to twerk like a ratchet ass bitch.

Learn: Spanish and other languages.

Share: Life experiences, culture, philosophy, and SWEET ass dance moves.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Anything and everything except STDs. Bye, Felicia!

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Brazil, Cambodia, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Iceland, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Lebanon, Malaysia, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, Norway, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United States, Vatican City State, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Philippines, United States

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