Haute Mess

Seattle, WA, United States

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Overview

  • 97 References 50
  • Fluent in English, Tagalog; learning Spanish
  • 26, Male
  • Member since 2010
  • Risk Management Consultant
  • Masters in Accounting | PhD in Ratchetry
  • From Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: I will be traveling for the following dates listed below. Sorry, no couch available :/

Vancouver: December 16 - December 20

Philippines: January 29 - February 07

San Francisco: February 12 - February 14

Las Vegas: February 19 - February 21

Couch not Available: February 22 - March 27

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No, you are not seeing things. Yes, I am a motherfucking mermaid. The name is Ildrich. Originally from the Philippines. Grew up in Las Vegas. Currently spreading ratchetry in Seattle. I like to eat, drink, and twerk. I'm super easy going and enjoy pretty much everything. I'm down for whatever... from a crazy night out of partying to hiking to just chilling and drinking at a random dive bar. Try me.

Please read the 'My Home' section of my profile for sleeping arrangements.

You probably don't give a shit, but here's my Instagram account for my travel adventures. I promise it's not as ratchet as this page: https://instagram.com/_haute_mess/

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To twerk all over the world and spread ratchetry to defeat ISIS. I also enjoy different accents and adventures with random strangers.

Interests

Gastronomy | Exotic Cuisines | Streetfood | Brews | Craft Cocktails | Vodka | Dive Bars | Electronic Music | Nightclubs | Dancing | Music Festivals | Ratchetivities | Hiking | Camping | Nature Shit | Fruit & Vegetable Gardening | Phalaenopsis Orchids | Freshwater Fish | Aquascaping | Exotic Pets | Science | Genetics | Epigenetics | Evolution | Anthropology | Random Adventures | Solo Traveling | Backpacking

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Hip-Hop and electronic music in general. Deep house, trance, techno, trap or 'EDM' music are a huge plus. Pretty much anything that will give me the urge to twerk like a two-dollar whore will do the trick.

Movies: I like comedy, independent foreign films, and documentaries: Y tu Mamá También | Maria Full of Grace | Un Prophete | Beautiful Boxer | Paris is Burning | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Books: Crack is Whack by Whitney Houston (Miss you, girl!)

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- Machu Picchu
- Tomorrowland Festival (2013)
- Saw the aurora borealis during a lunar eclipse in Alaska
- Skydiving (twice)
- Beating a Brazilian woman in a twerking contest in San Francisco and winning a bottle of cheap ass champagne as the prize
- Road tripping and camping in the wild throughout Iceland
- Trolltunga hike in Norway
- Twerking on top of a bar to "My Neck, My Back" in Lebanon without getting beheaded
- Petra

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: English, Tagalog, and how to twerk like a ratchet ass bitch.

Learn: Spanish and other languages.

Share: Life experiences, culture, philosophy, and SWEET ass dance moves.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Anything and everything except STDs. Bye, Felicia!

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Brazil, Cambodia, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Iceland, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Lebanon, Malaysia, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, Norway, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United States, Vatican City State, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Philippines, United States

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