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  • 132 Positive References1 Neutral
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  • Fluent in English, French, Spanish
  • 27, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • a body occupies matter, and i seem t...
  • BA in French Lit.
  • From Los Angeles, CA, USA
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION (legacy): to eat more cookies

traveler of the trans-intra-dimensional sort. geographically on this earth, post-terrestrially on this internet, and meta-spiritually with tools in the earth. i travel in, i travel out, and i live to share the love and l*ve to sh*re the l*ve.

my name's jordan. i no longer speak with my profile, i speak with my references.

i am super lunar. i change a lot week to week. just like the moon. or at least our perception of it.

perhaps it's all just a #hologram anyway, and we think language can define a species' collectively unconscious symbols of a thousand generations...

my blog/portfolio/personal website at xtrell.net is my blog/portfolio/personal website that needs constant upgrading due to my constant upgrading of self. a few of my tunes are on some cloud i've lost in the horizon.. and i suppose i've got some cool first-person videos at my personal 'TUBE while I also try to make my way in the world with a more professional YouTube channel that focuses on all the love-intentioned good people in the world.

PHILOSOPHY (legacy) step 1:

"when the symbol kills the substance, then we've lost" -jason cruz


"...it's a question of substituting the signs of the real for the real... Never again will the real have the chance to produce itself - such is the vital function of the model in a system of death, or rather of anticipated resurrection" - baudrillard

will, of course, lead us to:

"the ghost of yesterday implies the full employment of tomorrow." -adorno

thus, in synthesis, we conclude with: "why's james cryin? CUZ HE JUS GOT DUNKED ON!" - Froggy Fresh

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

because i like it ok mom get out of my room


a little yoga, a little tech, a little sex, a little art, a little travel, you knoowwwww life has everything

Music, Movies & Books

i like each medium in any of the following categories: dragons, drum & bass, history

also i am interested a bit in critical-social philosophy-theory, intelligent design, and little ponies galloping on sparkling rainbows wearing different colored hats singing love songs before the rain comes to wash away their sinful lives of gluttony and sinus headaches at the peak of coffee-ascension.

One Amazing Thing I've Done

I drew a big penis in the sand on a beach in Ireland once. You could see it from miles away on the highway. I used to have a picture of it here until CS changed its format.

Teach, Learn, Share

the only valid reason to forge your identity over the internet flames is CS, to be honest. maybe i can inspire you to LIVE. that's right. i can be your psychedelic, baby. i can twist your reality until you can never go home to mother and the status paradigm you quo'ed.

ok but really, i can help you with french.spanish.english, instruct you in basic yoga, teach you to breathe, fix your shitty computer from porn pop-ups, find you unlicensed software, sell you on the idea of eBooks and why it's more important to embrace technology than the aesthetics of tradition, etc.

What I Can Share With Hosts

really cool vibes

Countries I've Visited

Albania, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Denmark, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Macedonia, Malaysia, Mexico, Nepal, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Norway, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom

Countries I've Lived In

France, Mexico, Thailand, United States

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