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Overview

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  • Fluent in Dutch, English; learning Spanish
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2014
  • Security
  • No education listed
  • From Rotterdam, South Holland, Netherlands
  • Profile 55% complete

About Me

Yo what's up,

I'm a 6'7 (+/- 200 cm) tall, 320 lbs (+/- 150 kgs) giant from Rotterdam, The Netherlands.
Generally, I'm laidback, mellow, relax and any other word that expresses a sort of aloof attitude haha.
I tend to crack a lot of jokes and make clever and witty remarks good ones and terrible ones, I don't see how that's relevant but I figured you'd like to know.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

>Work all night as a security guy at popular club
> Finally done at the crack of dawn
>N*gg*wemadeit.mp3
>Go swing by old job, which is also a popular place to be, and hangout
>mfw nothing but english-speaking people
>Whatmannerofsorceryisthis.jpeg
>Speak to tall, cute girl who apparently co-organised this fellowship of the drinks
>Tells me about site and how it works
>Shapeshift into Leonardo DiCaprio
>"You had my curiosity but now you have my attention".gif
>Next Day<
>Search for crowdsurfing, find nothing.
>I remember EVERYTHING.avi
>Flashback helps me remember the correct adress
> Shit is so cash.
> Roll dice.wav
>Start Adventure.

Interests

Hanging out, partying, gaming, working-out, boxing, thaiboxing, american football, studying, poetry, rapping.

  • poetry
  • partying
  • drinking
  • clubbing
  • boxing
  • american football
  • soccer

Music, Movies, and Books

Music; MF DOOM, Lupe Fiasco, Isaiah Rashad, Kendrick Lamar, XXYYXX, The XX, Truckfighters, Joey Bada$$, Childish Gambino, Spooky Black, Stromae, The Black Keys and more ofcourse.

Movies; The Green Mile, The Incredible Hulk, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Transformers, Spiderman, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Ip Man schtuff like that.

Books; I rarely read books, I read people. But I have read The Art of War by Sun Tsu, The Divine Comedy by Dante Alghieri, Hagakure, The Demon's Sermon on the Martial Arts, The book of Five Rings, A Time to Kill and some dutch literature.

Countries I’ve Visited

Brazil, England, Germany, Greece, Portugal, Spain, Venezuela

Countries I’ve Lived In

Netherlands

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