Caleb Ramírez

Quito, Pichincha, Ecuador

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  • Learning.
  • My parents and Life.
  • From Mexico City, Federal District, Mexico
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

I'm not a nice person at all, seriously I'm the worst, I don't even know why people would like to be my guest, I'm arrogant as fuck and have no conversation whatsoever. If you are going to send a couch request is because you already read the terms and conditions, I don't want you to be surprised and living a bad reference (I don't give two flying ducks if you do) so it's up to you.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

I am glad to know that for a short period of time, I'm co-star of their adventures.


Shitloads of interests, but I prefer if you ask, you could be my nigga if you have cool interests too.

Music, Movies, and Books

MOVIES: I've seen a lot, but I need more.

MUSIC: The list is too long but rock, jazz, blues, milongas, coplas, tangos and others...

Hermann Hesse, Giovanni Papini, Hedayat, George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Kafka, Fiódor Dostoyevski, Albert Camus, Saramago, Anton Chejov, J.D. Salinger and many others ... ask as well.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done


Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to draw, how to rob a bank, create a coup d'état, ring some bells and run for your life, have random conversations, explain the meaning of life and everything else, fart like a champ, drink wine like a pretentious dick and receive massages.

Teach me whatever you want I can take it.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Drugs, guns and problems.

Countries I’ve Visited


Countries I’ve Lived In

Ecuador, Mexico

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