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  • 33, Male
  • Member since 2012
  • Eternal student
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  • From Karstula
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

"be the very best; like no one ever was"

ABOUT ME

First of all I keep getting many (times zero) date requests from certain parts of the world just because of my first name. Even though it's more female doesn't mean I emit estrogen....nor testosterone for that matter. My parents just weren't that sure what I was when I was born, so they just gave me an unisex one and hoped I will grow into it. And what the hell did I become?

Lets start with the fun facts (becauseIliketheabilitytocombinesentences)! YAAY!:

*I'm a skeptic, but not that intelligent to debate about anything.

*I tend to be bad from my mouth, but I've taught it to act properly when needed.

*I'm extremely weak person. If you touch me or even look at me badly, I will most likely cry.

*I think Internet is the best invention right after procrastination.

*I have never seen Star Wars.

*I have a bad hearing.

*Can't swim, but I'm half decent in pretending that I can

*I want my eyes tattooed.

*I want a pug and teach it to hitchhike.

*I only have one tattoo which is still not finished. I always find something else to spend my money on

*I love messing around with fake blood. Shocking people gives me an massive erection.

*I can clap with my tongue...well silently....is it even considered as clapping then?

*I was a medic in the military (conscript...duh) for nine months.

*Yes, I would eat a baby for lunch if it was legal.

*I have no idea what I'm going to study next. It's very hard to combine hitchhiking and World of Warcraft together.---After several months of thinking I have found my call, and it is this time it is actually plausible.

*I spend 2-3 days a week to play board games.

*Food is good and eating is fun. I wish making money was also as fun as spending it.

*I'm very good at Magic the Gathering and Heroes III.
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Hitching, hitching, hitching!
*I started showing my finger to the drivers 3 years ago.
*Now I have traveled around Europe 4 times and seen nearly 30 countries.
*I tend to travel alone as my penis jokes won't entertain my partner for that long
*My normal wait time is around 1 hour and I'm usually picked up by 40-year-old guys with very nice cars (apparently they are very into youngster who look like they have severe mental problems)
*I can do magic. Sometimes when I write the city/town to my sign, it turns into "I will eat your kids", "Rapetown" etc when I'm not looking at it.
*Lotus Evora takes the cake as the best car
*I hitched almost every weekend while I was in the military with the military clothes on (with extremely positive outcome)
*My longest ride is from Saarbrücken to North Hampton.
*No. Nothing really bad hasn't happened to me while on the road. You could say I repel people.
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and lastly:
There's a quote that fits here perfectly:
"I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blow job, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells. They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the "Oh no, you didn't say that!" generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it"
And I'm still willing exploit all of this

PHILOSOPHY

The world isn't as bad as everyone says.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I host the weekly/monthly meeting in my city and I basically go to every activity in my city....which is my meeting :l

I try to host people, but I'm extremely picky about whom to host.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Been in many CS meetings and other activities around Europe and I've surfed some couches through LMC. I also host some meeting.
I love to spread my gospel of nothingness to people

Interests

Body modification, human behavior, hitchhiking, people with weird skills, traveling, video/board games, Magic the Gathering, beer, pubs, talking about myself.

  • dancing
  • dining
  • beer
  • pub crawls
  • clothing
  • board games
  • traveling
  • cars
  • dumpster diving
  • magic
  • scuba diving
  • swimming
  • law
  • hitchhiking

Music, Movies, and Books

I watch Eurovision song contest every year.

Movies: Repo! the Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Enter the Void, The Devil's Rejects, Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog and I LOVE Zombie movies.

Music: Lindsey Stirling, The Protomen, Alien Vampires, The Crash, random mainstream songs, Parov Stelar..........list goes on and changes way too much
My favorite song of all time is Ke$has Tik Tok.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Becoming this....thing.
Oh and I once slept in a ghetto...! My god what an adrenaline rush that was

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: the answer to the question "Why?"
BOAAAARD GAAAAAMES
If you have never used your thumb to get a lift, I will use all of my power to make you do it.
I was a medic in the army so I can show/tell how we do the things in there....it is extremely interesting D:

Learn: Some mundane things that I can do while trying to get a lift.
"Carlton dance" and the iconic dance from Napoleon Dynamite
how to sow (SHUT UP)
The ways of squatting & dumpster diving.
Dislocating parts of my body (is it even possible to learn?)
In the future I want to be an sideshow act, so for me anything weird goes.......no I cant be more specific I HAVEN'T THOUGHT IT THROUGH YET.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Finland

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