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ktownbeach

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

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Overview

  • 33 Positive References1 Negative
  • Fluent in English, French; learning Spanish
  • 34, Male
  • Member since 2013
  • Google Mapping Project
  • certified trainer, construction worker
  • From Chateauguay, Quebec
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

Don't feel like updating this. Honestly, I like scaring surfers. There should be no expectations when you surf, anything you get besides a roof over your head is a bonus. This copy and paste couchsurf request phenomenon is insulting all the while polluting couchsurfing and making it a Facebook style inauthentic experience.. Listen, without people willing to host then this community ceases to exist! Not only do I not want you but neither will couchsurfing management. If you don't get it then you have never hosted. This isn't what couchsurfing was intended to accomplish. I don't want to host you if you spend no time with me or you are just interested in shopping and posting instagram photos. You want to be a lame tourist like everyone else then get a hotel like everyone else! Besides, if you want to be a commercial tourist then spend money on a hotel. You are defeating your own pathetic self. Those lame material possessions will be harder to grab if everyone becomes an opportunist that undercuts business through things like airbnb and uber while taking away jobs for people. If all you are about is FREE, FREE, FREE then you are a big problem for society. I had one couchsurfer that reveled in cheating and stealing, not paying for transit fare, etc. I'm sorry but that's disgusting! It is very easy for me to tell whom reads my profile besides the requests being disingenuous. My profile is insane yet I get the most calculated and phony mantra requests thrown at me. A few recent bad experiences have jaded me on this whole amazing idea. :( I am a prideful guy that likes to volunteer, get involved in politics, rallies and have a deep appreciation for the animal kingdom ( a lazy vegetarian ) That being said, I WILL NOT HOST YOU! BUGGER OFF!!
Any lame couchsurf request will be met with hostility. You need to earn it.

My goal is to meet a character and get cultured or just make my own culture of people, you will be my robot. No cultural exchange then that equals slavery..!!

ABOUT ME

I'm an escaped Quebecois that wishes to see and learn from all types of ppl not just the ones that made me feel comfortable during my early years.

Try to feed me poutine and I will feed you poison! Haha

CS seems like a harbinger of many great experiences. I only want involvement in this world of CS'ers and not be left behind.

I leave you behind! Behind my metophorical walls of hipster hell!

Doing things on my own terms always appealed to me. Sometimes, you need to drift away from conventional rules and as Frank has said, "Do it my WAY"

I eat Cats, I mean! This is Vancouver, leave ur cats at home! Notice there are no cats here?! Because I ate them!

La vie est belle.

Yes, big and beautiful bags of cats in my freezer! I'm like an Chinese restaurant although I'm vegetarian (cats and birds are only things,) I don't need freezer space! And you won't need to visit a Chinese restaurant on ur stay.

Offended yet?? Good. I don't like you already.

PHILOSOPHY

Live ur life, don't just survive. We were not meant to be caged, human or animal! I don't believe in captivity. You need to eat ur way through life until you reach the chewy center!

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Surf and host. Sounds delicious. Mmm

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I'm new, what does that even mean! Like still in the CS packaging?! I body pack well, I suppose.

Interests

Love the outdoors, meeting new characters. I met lots of cartoon characters in my sleep.

Music, Movies & Books

My stupidity has yet to be turned to a book! The movie rights are in the hands of Disney whom has THE ONLY suitable actor to play me, Nic Cage!
I make my own music in the washroom.

One Amazing Thing I've Done

Canada. Canadians Need to stop looking South. Find urself even further North!

My polar bear and beaver get lonely, find them friends!

Teach, Learn, Share

Its not what u have or what u need but where r you going?

Hopefully for you it's not on East Hastings! I do give great tours, however, I must sacrifice at least one person for the toll to pass! I should put an asterisk next to that. Must be travelling with companion for East Hastings tour!

What I Can Share With Hosts

I believe in karma and returning the favour. A dirty couch for dirty couchsurfers. This isn't airbnb, if you can't take the heat stay out of the couchsurfing community and go wear your skinny jeans and lip gloss near a yacht club.

Countries I've Visited

Cuba, France, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Peru, Spain, United Kingdom

Countries I've Lived In

Canada

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