Martin Asplund

Cork, Cork, Ireland (Republic of)

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About Me


To take over the world


All about me?

There is definitely not enough space to write all about me in a small box such as this one. And even if I would try I would definitely miss a whole lot of things that are essential to describe who I am as a person. Thus, I will refrain from writing anything further in this box and hopefully we'll meet some day so that you can make up your own mind about who I am.


"Live your life so the CSI-team investigating your unexpected and violent death gets utterly confused." - Mikhail Bakunin

Also, I tend to think darker thoughts when drunk and alone during a rainy autumn's night than when in a soft meadow during summer warmth playing with a kitten. Interesting how that works.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I do not really participate at the moment, or maybe I do, I suppose it depends on how you see it. Blah, blah, blah.

Some attentive person noticed that most (75%) of my friends on CS are female. I noticed that as well, never knew that I was such a sexist.


Interests include (but are not limited to): pride, music, greed, adventure, lust, literature, envy, skiing, gluttony, cafés, wrath, chess & sloth.

Music, Movies, and Books

I like movies, music and books.
Currently/latest:Martin McDonagh - Seven Psychopaths65daysofstatic - Don't Go Down to SorrowPasternak - Doctor Zhivago

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Not encountering a single profile on CouchSurfing with "Your mum!" written here.

Teach, Learn, Share

Whatever you happen to have a desire to know at any given moment when we are in the same location and it seems an opportune time to learn and I have more knowledge of said whatever than you do. I am not very good at teaching (based on never really having done it), but I could give it a try.

Like the above, but reversed!
(You are allowed to be better/worse than me at teaching.)

I know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if it indeed would chuck wood. It is however something not to be shared online.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Mongolia, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, Ireland, Sweden

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