CURRENT MISSION

To track down my friend who thinks a silly thing like crossing two continents with no money, visas, or vaccinations is a problem solving device.

ABOUT ME

I find couch surfing a ludicrous idea because it's unsafe at best. I don't give a hootenanny if your verified or have been vouched for. It all well and good not to mention easy for me to be a serial killer and open up two other accounts under different names and vouch for myself. Remind yourself about these things as your being raped in the ass by a man named Hannibal Lector. That's before you get gruesomely murdered.

PHILOSOPHY

Unlike most hippies, I work to better the planet by getting a natural resource JOB and do something productive with my time on earth rather than gripe about "the man" and "red tape" dragging me down. Nor do I interact or organize love fests to open the eyes of the world to the increasing threats to the environment but don't take any action to do anything, other than gripe, about it.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Killing the hopes and dreams of freeloading hippies. Also, ass rape prevention.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Too many growing up homeless, living off of FRIENDS and FAMILY'S couches. People I actually know wouldn't harm me.

Interests

Saving trees.

• environment
• surfing
• track and field
• medicine

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I went to school to educate myself on how I can actually help the planet by becoming a tree doctor. Your children's children can thank me.