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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
Enjoying life as much as possible, and bringing along as many people as I can...
ABOUT ME
In short:
"A depraved, eremitic lump of cells dedicated to aggrandizing its existence through means of knowledge and fine scotch."
A bit longer:
Well, you can deduct from everything below. And maybe, via fortuitous string of events, you can experience the quirk entity that is me in person.
PHILOSOPHY
"Make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
Organ harvesting - I eviscerate couchsurfers, and sell their organs to Ukraine. Under price, sadly... Dmitry, stop busting my b**lls, man!
Interests
- Playing and enjoying music, as much as possible
- Reading until my eyes hurt
- Having engaging and fun talks
- Climbing tall things
- I have a peculiar affection for all things odd and aberrant
- I have profound interest in everything pertaining to deeper understanding of the world (I really like science)
- Generally, my interests lay in everything that broadens your mind and makes you grow - this includes traveling and meeting people with similar (and completely dissimilar) mindsets
- Single malt whisky. Yeah, can't go without that one...
- arts
- books
- cooking
- motorcycles
- movies
- traveling
- socializing
- alpinism
- music
- guitar
- computer science
- philosophy
- science
- artificial intelligence
Music, Movies, and Books
Music:
- A wide spectrum of music ranging from classical music to contemporary music. Mostly stuff that is fun and difficult to play (read: snobbish and elitist). Currently into: Baroque, progressive metal and jazz-fusion
Movies:
- Too many to list, but basically anything that Bergman, Tarkovsky, Fellini, Kurosawa, Tarr, Kubrick, Herzog, Scorsese, Lang, Jodorowsky, Lynch, Tarantino and McDonagh film(ed).
Books:
- Any book that either takes you on a journey or makes you a better or less fatuous person. Current favorite: J.L.Borges
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Witnessed my friend vomit and defecate himself at the same time. An epic and monumental sight that has scarred me for life...
Teach, Learn, Share
I can:
- Teach you to play a few musical instruments
- Teach you the ancient dalmatian skill of not doing anything all day long, and having a blast doing it
- Show you how to enjoy a good dram of scotch
- Tell you the secret of the universe and our existence
- And a lot more! Limited offer - 80% off!!!
I would like to learn:
Everything, my brain is like a sponge and craves stimuli - probably a self-perserving adaptation that prevents me from having to talk to myself too much.
What I Can Share with Hosts
Space, air and possibly herpes...
Countries I’ve Visited
Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, France, Germany, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Portugal, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland
Countries I’ve Lived In
Croatia, Switzerland