Mila Mortimer

Perth, Western Australia, Australia

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  • Traveller
  • BA Law / BA Arts (Asian Studies)
  • From Perth, Western Australia
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About Me


To win international bingo!


There's so much I could tell you about myself, and so much you'll have to find out yourself.

But this is all you need to know for now -

-10 fingers
-10 toes
-head full of hair

-Born in London - grew up in Perth
-50% British/German/Austrian, 50% Chinese/Malay - 100% Aussie
-A night time showerer (WARNING - I also take LONG showers);
-LOVE the beach and cooking;
-Chillaxed, friendly, interesting, random, fun

-Before you ask me this question, please tell me what IS a free spirit?
-Is this socially, mentally, emotionally? Because I have no idea WHAT a 'free spirit' is.
-And do you describe yourself as a free spirit? If so -how and why? If not - why not?

-Eaten bugs, tortoise, escargot, kangaroo, crocodile, horse and sea snake
-When younger, thought that if you jumped into a green pool you turned into a frog
-Thought that the sun rose and set in different directions according to different hemispheres
-Once saw 'a fridge flash'
-Apparently I walk REALLY FAST

-It's epic, but involves me travelling for a while

So, ready to give up some couch?


-Always do what's right, even if that doesn't always suit you or others (Dad - before I left to go travelling, March 2010)
-Treat others the same way you'd like to be treated
-Have faith in people
-Never live in regret, because you only live once
-Live, Laugh, Learn, Love

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


Well I'm here aren't I?


Interesting + Fun + Dodgy + Drunken + Random + Crazy + Funny + Reckless = AWESOME


-Chillaxing at the beach
-Listening to music, new or old
-Playing the guitar (when I have one)
-Cooking - Give me a BBQ and you wont regret it
-Shopping -if you're addicted to shopping we'll get along jjuusst fine!
-Drinking - either having a quiet night with a glass of wine, or going hard with a concoction of beer, cocktails and shots. As long as both are enjoyed with good company

Music, Movies, and Books

MOVIES - The Castle, Laputa Castle in the Sky, Borat!
TV SHOWS - Summer Heights High, We Can Be Heroes, The Chasers War on Everything
BOOKS - To Kill a Mockingbird, 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, Dune, This Earth of Mankind, Cloudstreet, Harry Potter, the Tomorrow Series
MUSIC - depends on the mood I'm in but I can listen to anything.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

-Taught English in China and France.
-Bunji jumped off the Auckland Bridge
-Played baseketball with the Shaolin Monks
-Learnt (badly) how to ski and snowboard - in Chinese
-Skinny dipped at a holy lake in front of a Taoist Temple
-Camped on an island beach in Halong Bay
-Smoked sheesha with the Berbers in the Sahara
-Jumped off a cliff into a waterfall in Bosnia

Teach, Learn, Share

Depends on what I know, what you'd like to learn and what you'd like me to share. I'm no walking encyclopaedia, but I've learnt a couple of things in my time.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Cambodia, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Russian Federation, Serbia, Spain, Switzerland, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, United Kingdom

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