Mattias Nielssen

Dublin, Dublin, Ireland (Republic of)

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About Me

OK, I have now re-written this profile six times, because I don't know how to write a profile without sounding f***ing boring.

I warn you before you start reading, this is going to be a VERY boring profile. My reviews say the same.

So some facts about me:

• I love to joke (I have a dark and cheeky sense of humour) and make plays with my words.

• I was so bloody ugly as a kid that the pedophile used to eat his own sweets.

• I do not drink. Being Irish, this is unusual, but I was a test-tube baby from an experiment that went wrong, so I lack certain genes, and therefore I can't drink.

• I do not take myself or life (very) seriously and right now, I have long-term goals, but I wanna continue traveling and volunteering which I do, and just continue living via inspiration for this period of my life, before I dedicate my blood, sweat and soul to working towards my goals. But I am responsible for myself, don't leave a mess, and clean up after myself and am considerate.

• I was diagnosed with Bi-polar... And I have very mixed feelings about it.

• I am a autodidact, so I never liked the idea of going to college, so I just decided to travel, and learn about many different areas while doing that. My life is fulfilling for me as it is now.

• My friends call me naïve (I believed them of course!)

• I love to talk about: politics, how Socialism sucks and why it makes things worse than they were before, why we're wrong to depend on government, why I think Pope Francis will be assassinated very soon, modern great intellectuals who had humble beginnings (and which ones should be avoided like the plague), online learning, how to really help the poor, why I don't trust the "Green movement", the human condition, mystical experiences, talking about volunteering, joking together, and swapping recipes.

• I do not like going into cafés I don't know, because they fill me with uncertain tea.

• I love to spend time with my hosts in places where I can talk to them and give them my undivided attention, because there is the difference between talking, and then there is listening to someone. By the way, if I ever talk too much, just say "uh Mattias, TMI" (too much information).

• I study in my own independent time and manner things like investing, programming, online business building, building up streams of passive income, social marketing and online selling. It is a lot to learn sure, but I do enjoy it.

• I have a tendency to enjoy the company of older people a lot more than my current generation. I don't know how to explain it, I just follow what I feel attracted or drawn to.

OK, I want to explain this too, because I want to avoid having future experiences in which I will feel uncomfortable or out of my element, and I want hosts to be able to reject me if this bothers them:

I really don't like nightclubs or bars or parties as social places, because I can't really talk to you without becoming really overwhelmed and things get too chaotic. I prefer more laid-back, casual and calm places where I can truly get to spend time with my hosts. That can be also doing the most basic things like shopping, cooking, cleaning up, etc. Remember, it's not what you do together, it's being together that truly counts, therefore I truly care about the affinity I have with people which is why I prefer to give my hosts my undivided attention without a lot of distractions, and not just having a place to sleep, so I always choose carefully. So, if you think I'm really boring or just not your kind of guy, just decline me, maybe with a personal message saying "Wow Mattias, I wasted 10 minutes of my life reading your profile. No way I wanna host you". Joke!

Also, I am not "open-minded", "easy-going", or somebody who "likes to travel or meet people from different cultures". What I really am is close-minded (to populist ideas), extremely difficult to get along with, and pedantic to the point where you want to cut my f***ing head off! Hehe.

I look forward to possibly making new friends.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I like to talk openly with people. I have plenty to talk about, including travel stories, close encounters with danger, weird spiritual experiences, and other things which are too generic to list.

I also help cook, and keep the place as I left it. No use in doing nothing. And no worries, I'm not a freeloader.

I give them great entertainment with my cheeky and wicked humor!


Well, the people I stayed with I really all enjoyed, except one, well, look, he was an extremely nice guy, but you see, he kind of tried to fuck me and I did not want that! But all in all, Couchsurfing has been a blessing!


My passions more like it!

Inner growth



Writing concise history stories. I love writing history that is told more in a field of context rather than just dry facts and content.

Cooking. I have a good touch with food.

I enjoy telling and swapping jokes with others.

I like making friends who I can keep in touch with.

I really dont like places like bars, nightclubs, or loud places, because they just are not the places for me at all, and I cant talk to anyone. I like places and events in which I can talk openly and freely with people and have fun, ideally without the pressure to drink.

Music, Movies, and Books

World music of nearly any type. Also Daft Punk, Fatboy Slim, Lynrd Skynrd, Mylo, REM, Ted Gärdestad, A-ha, Fun lovin' Criminals, Classical music...

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
The Game of Life and How to Win it
To be intimidated or not to be intimidated.
Rich Dad Poor Dad
Power Vs. Force
Healing and Recovery (David R Hawkins)
Transcending the Levels of Consciousness (also by David R Hawkins)
Bilingual stories (to help with my languages)
Business stripped bare (by Richard Branson)

World cinema, comedy, independant film industry, true-story films, and anything with Robbin Williams.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I had an out-of-body experience. Yeah, the only amazing thing I could think of!

Teach, Learn, Share

English, because it is VERY useful and a beautiful language!

I can share my humour that lights up peoples' days.

Personal insights, that may or not be interesting for the other person.

Please let me think of more

What I Can Share with Hosts

I can help cook if they want it. I always love to cook a meal with someone as a way of being social. I also clean up always. If you want any information about online learning portals, then I can help with that! I can also help with English, as I have a lot of patience. But you also have to help me with your language if I'm learning it, ok?

Countries I’ve Visited

Croatia, Denmark, France, Germany, Malta, Morocco, Norway, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, United Kingdom, Wales

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Ireland, Italy, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden

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