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I can't host at the moment. But I am planning on moving to Tbilisi, Georgia in the Summer, so when I settle there I intend to become a host, so if you are ever there and need a place to stay, and you feel you can relate to me, then it'd be a pleasure to have you.
Now to my profile...
All that you read... This is me.
I am going to be honest about myself, as I am, even if not everyone is gonna be happy with me. I don't judge you if you don't like my impression. I just wanna give you the space to make your own decision about me.
You should know that I can be a bit shy and reserved at first when I first meet you. But don't be disappointed. Here is what is underneath that cover of shyness...
Like most Couchsurfers, I am "open-minded", whatever the f*** that means!
Open-minded...Willing to convert to a religion?... No one has done that to me so far, but keep trying folks, I'm willing to listen. If I had to choose, it would probably be Islam, because I have a serious fetish for women who dress like ninjas.
Sleeping with another man?... Ohh that's tempting, and one lovely guy did try that with me, but I had to pass on that! But he was such a lovely guy!
Dumpster-diving?... Yeah sure! Never did it before, but yeah I'm in!
Tolerant of people of other races and cultures?... Well, yeah... I accept peoples' race, because you can't do much about it, can you? Just please accept mine, because it's delicate and burns in the sun easily... And they talk about white privilege! F*** that if I can't even be in the sun for long! I might as well be a vampire! I moved to Sweden once, because it was dark and there was no sun, but then I couldn't find a bloody virgin!
I am going to make you SMILE.
Yes, I can be a rather cheeky monkey, but I know how to be serious too.
I don't drink alcohol, so just keep that in mind.
I am easy-going, that means I am 420-friendly, and I don't mind if you take light drugs. None of that heavy stuff though, we don't you to be running and playing with Jesus.
I like to try new things... But not new drugs, alright? I already tried 3 and I DO NOT wanna try new things! ha ha ha ha ha
I like to cook... especially spaghetti and ramen noodles. Ha!
Just joking, I know how to cook, but I don't feel at ease cooking at other peoples' places, from experience I have always found it very awkward.
I love women. I love their company, and I like to flirt, be playful and act a little silly and boyish, and I like to blow sweet kisses at lovely ladies that walk down the street (if they look friendly enough).
That's right. I am a Man Slut... Oh and I wasn't kidding... I am a vampire... Who drinks virgins' blood.
HOWEVER, that does NOT mean I don't wanna meet men. I know I'm straight as a fiddle, but I like men who can feel they relate to me, and who love to tell dirty jokes and don't mind me being politically incorrect. I like men who are comfortable as men, without being macho.
Speaking of women, I totally believe that women have the same God-given birth right to have their own opportunities, boundaries, love and respect, but know that I am NOT a feminist, and I don't believe in Feminism.
Politically speaking, I am not aligned with "right" or "left", but the closest I come to is Libertarian (free markets, limited government and social liberty), and I don't like Socialism, and I can't stand those Social Justice Warriors.
I say what I am NOT because I want to filter out people who get annoyed with me and see me as evil or bad simply because I have a different opinion from them, and I would like to be with people who accept that I don't share their vision of the world, even if they are socialists, feminists or whatever.
I like to cuddle. I am a total cuddle whore, and I'm proud of it, and I have learned to embrace it.
When I am not being flamboyant and bodacious, I have a rather introverted side, and you can find me studying my interests (see below if you're actually motivated to keep reading).
That's all. Thank you!
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
Yeah good question, because I find CS is losing its spirit. I don't know how to answer this.
Well, the people I stayed with I really all enjoyed, except one, well, look, he was an extremely nice guy, but you see, he kind of tried to f*** me and I did not want that! But all in all, Couchsurfing has been a blessing!
Investing (real estate, the options market, commodities and value investing).
Studying the financial system and macro-economics.
Capitalism vs. Socialism.
Human dynamics and the human condition.
The Political Left, Progressives as well as the rise of the Alt-Right.
Things I do...
Go to Libraries, Parks and social meet-ups, as well as cuddle parties if they are available.
Time alone to rechare my batteries.
Cuddling (oh Matti! Enough already!)
Music, Movies, and Books
World music of nearly any type. Also Daft Punk, Robert Palmer, Barry White, Fatboy Slim, Lynrd Skynrd, Mylo, REM, Ted Gärdestad, A-ha, Fun lovin' Criminals, Classical music...
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
The Game of Life and How to Win it
To be intimidated or not to be intimidated.
Rich Dad Poor Dad
Power Vs. Force
Healing and Recovery (David R Hawkins)
Transcending the Levels of Consciousness (also by David R Hawkins)
Bilingual stories (to help with my languages)
Business stripped bare (by Richard Branson)
World cinema, comedy, independant film industry, true-story films, and anything with Robbin Williams.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
I had an out-of-body experience.
Attended cuddle parties... Never was the same again.
I managed to climb a tall, narrow and steep part of a hill where I didn't have much space to walk. Either I climbed it or I was stuck with the possibility of falling... I thought I was going to die!
Teach, Learn, Share
English, because it is VERY useful and a beautiful language!
I can share my humour that lights up peoples' days.
Personal insights, that may or not be interesting for the other person.
Please let me think of more
What I Can Share with Hosts
I can help cook if they want it. I always love to cook a meal with someone as a way of being social. I also clean up always. If you want any information about online learning portals, then I can help with that! I can also help with English, as I have a lot of patience. But you also have to help me with your language if I'm learning it, ok?
Countries I’ve Visited
Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Malta, Morocco, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, United Kingdom, Wales
Countries I’ve Lived In
France, Ireland, Italy, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden