ABOUT ME

We both hate college and love life. Even though we smell bad, we hope you'll let us sleep on your couch.

PHILOSOPHY

Ask us-- it's the only way.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

We travel extensively; we'll offer our couches when possible.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Best: sleeping in a secret attic in Portland.
Worst: sleeping in a rest station parking lot in the back of a Dodge Neon.

Interests

Wilderness, grammar, trying to start folk bands in our living room, literature, coffee, trying to quit smoking, Sean Penn

• literature
• festivals
• coffee
• traveling
• magic
• rugby
• swimming

Music, Movies, and Books

Bad things made earnestly.

Apathy & Other Small Victories, Paul Neilan
The "Rants & Raves" section of CraigsList
Any book by Derrick Jensen
Running on Emptiness, John Zerzan

Musical tastes include: crust, bad folk, Jamaican ska/reggae, any Motown as depicted by late-night Infomercials, Al Green

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

We have:
snuck into Disney World, cuddled with penguins, stargazed on a trampoline, touched wilderness creatures, infiltrated decaying buildings, broken poorly constructed Wal*Mart furniture, slept for days, not slept for days, spoken eloquently, been inarticulate, participated in a hot air balloon festival, broke into an Erie Canal museum with the help of grandparents, caught 124 salamanders in one day, drawn spectacular chalk murals in drug store parking lots, played RISK, learned and forgotten magic tricks, ruined weddings, been forcibly ejected from the Mark Twain museum for pantomiming Twain-esque actions, gotten in a bicycle crash on the Ben Franklin Highway, come face-to-face with a moose herd in Wyoming, been stampeded and almost killed by a raging and recently-escaped bison herd, seen old women faint when touched by an Elvis impersonator in Tennessee, stumbled down Bourbon Street, rioted and/or rallied, launched nearly fatal firework displays at pseudo-indie rock shows, heard bones break at the bottom of a rugby maul, made the poor choice of swimming in the Atlantic Ocean in January, permitted absolute Internet strangers to sleep in our homes.

P.S. Everything in Montana is perfect.