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Livin n lovin every single moment......
Well to start with.....amongst 100,000 sperm i was the fastest? However....u gotta understand that im unique....just like everyone else is...and modest too and i am very proud of it!! As far as looks are concerned...i would say...Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder...and since we're talking about beer...so deos ne1 noticed..its not just for breakfast anymore!!! (p.s. - you shudnt drink and drive...chances are u might hit a bump and spill your drink)
Hey...dnt jump to conclusion straitaway....its the place where u get tired of thinking!!! To me a day without sunshine is like, night!! Waise my friends think of me as a diplomat...no wonder i can tell ppl to go to hell in such a way...they'll actually look forward to the trip..lolz! but personally i believe diplomacy is an ART of saying "GOOD DOGGIE, GOOD DOGGIE" while looking for a bigger stick.
Over the years i've experienced..change is inevitable, expect from a vending machine!! and since its abt honey and money...you should always borrow both 4m a pessimist...thy dont expect it back!! Listen guys...dnt get this rong...its always good to understnd a little than to misunderstand a lot!! So dnt let ur conciousness (that annoying time between naps) come in your way!!!
Im a foodie..and chocolate is the second major food group for me!! You knw...once my dad gave me a fish..and i ate it all day!! Then he taught me how to fish...and i was there in the boat and drank beer all day. But hey on a serious note...dont take life too seriously...you wont get out alive!! Have you ever stop to think and forget to start again...well i have experienced that!! And I must tell you...Experiecnce is what you get when you didnt get what u wanted!!
I never act my age...just like all those women who never admit theres!!! . I dont believe in hard work...i believe laziness pays off now...and if u still need time to laugh after readin all this @#@!....i must tell u..u think the slowest!! lolz! Dnt get angry....i didnt say its your fault, i said i was going to blame you!!!!
To be honest...i dont suffer from insanity...i love every minute of it!
ooh well sorry..I just got lost in thought... it was an unfamiliar territory. Oncce i took an IQ test and the results were negative. And my Mom told me...when i was a kid..I used to be very indecisive.Now I'm not sure.I was an open minded person... but my brains kept falling out.
GOSH!! wat all am I riting...I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Listen....I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!! lolz!!
Well if i can't convince u wid my words...im definitely going to confuse you!
However i do have some good qualities and It'll b far more impressive when u'll discover it without my help. I believe love is blind...but marriage is a real evey opener. Im making this an idiot proof statement...and im sure..some1 will make a better idiot!
How ever there are few comandments to success...i wud love to share them with u :
1.Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
2.Never miss a good chance to shut up.
3.Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
4.No one is listening until you make a mistake.
@#$#@$@#$....Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!....Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Guess wat guys...i'll Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Shoot.... im runin otta time, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader. But b4 i leave...remember half the people you know are below average.....
and yes....smile, it's the second best thing i can do with my lips. Guess when ppl were drinking 4m the fountain of knowledge...i just gargled!! lol..and yes in this wolrd there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
AND tO sum it up all...i didnt steal this idea 4m one person...cause that'll b plagiarism...i stole it from many...SO I WOULD CALL IT A RESEARCH!!
relax...take it easy!!
meeting new and like minded people....traveling, trying different cuisine, experiencing new culture!
Music, Movies, and Books
Movies: - benstiller's, adam sandler's, Rob Schneider's movies, godfather -1,2,3....ocean's 11,13...soo many more!!!!
Music: - Trance and easy listening.
Countries I’ve Visited
Countries I’ve Lived In
India, United Kingdom