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  • Fluent in English, Turkish; learning French, Polish
  • 26, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • wasting O2
  • neanderthal
  • From born in istanbul, living in krakow, gonna die in istanbul
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About Me

I like the stupid, because they always say "yes". I don't like the smart. The smart are boring. The smart overthink, overanalyze, overplan. The smart have plans, the stupid have adventures. The world have enough smarts. What we miss are stupids. UNESCO should have a policy of getting the stupid under protection. Let's be stupid.

A mean, dirty, smelly, and unsocial guy who hates other cultures, and can not understand why they are different, and speak different languages.

Some Idiots I Adore:

"In life, there'll be no shortage of people who'll tell you how to live. They'll have all the answers... what you should do and not do. Don't argue with them. Say, ''Yes, that's a brilliant idea'' and do what you want."
Woody Allen

"People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you're not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are "The Advertisers" and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs."

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

because I love learning different cultures, and getting to know open-minded and easy-going peopleadsfsdgfasdasfffasd. just kidding. i'm here to meet cool and weird people. honestly, i try to avoid open-minded and easy-going people. god, they're boring.


- extra-ordinary people,

- discussing with no aim,

- getting to know your dark secrets,

- coffee, cigarette, and night,

- being a student forever,

- taking a bus/train/plane and ending up somewhere,

- standing up, going the fuck out, slamming the door, coming back, and say "just kidding!"

- hitchhiking,

- going to gay clubs and dancing with straight women like I'm gay and then whisper "I'm straight." to them,

  • dancing
  • coffee
  • clubbing
  • technology
  • tv
  • hiking
  • languages
  • law
  • hitchhiking

Music, Movies, and Books

As for my personal tastes:

My Youtube Channel: http://goo.gl/wJ7kUI

My Facebook Profile: http://goo.gl/CCrdM

Official Radio of My Flat: http://www.radioparadise.com

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

laying on the couch, and watching my feet!

hitch-hiking from Poland to Turkey.

Teach, Learn, Share

There is a website for that.


Countries I’ve Visited

Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Macedonia, Poland, Serbia, Slovakia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland, Turkey

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