CURRENT MISSION

Live the dream.

ABOUT ME

Someone once described me as "a beer drinking, woman rooting, beard growing man", and this is relatively accurate. I've lived a varied life which has led me to a pretty sweet job on Pulzar fm. When not working I pretty much try to occupy my time with alcohol.

PHILOSOPHY

Anything for a laugh.

兴趣

I'm interested in many things but mostly the three B's, beers, boobs and beards. If I could find a woman with a beard who loves to drink then my life would be complete.

• wine
• beer
• drinking

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

The single most amazing thing ever to happen in my life was when I hitched with a Canadian mere months ago. We found ourselves with a cask of wine but no cups. However Canadia soon pulled out two apples which were quickly carved into cups. I don't know if you've ever used an apple cup but it is life changing. You feel like a badass drinking out of it and once done you have a tasty treat. A tasty, healthy, alcoholic treat.

教，学，和分享

I've never claimed to be a smart man and this is evident by the lack of things I have to teach.
I can tell you mild things about several things but nothing of much importance. I will most likely make things up to appear more knowledgable, thus teaching you about lies and deceit.