I'm about this high and this wide, and sell sandwiches to pay my rent.

I enjoy many things, but most of my spare time is plotting world domination, like most people I guess.

I love documentary's, and if you disturb me whilst I'm watching one or two or five, I'm not very social :)

The most common question I get asked is... What with the name dude? So...

When i born i was given a template for life, I was given an 'education' and then I developed some sense, I decided I could use my own two feet, my own two arms and my brain to make my own decisions.

I started to modify my template and make it personal, now I like fun stuff :), so I got to work with fun, and decided to have as much as possible. As I'm very unique (the only one of me) I needed to upgrade and develop myself.

I found Something represented me and my lifestyle much better than my given name, so i started using it.

It was so unusual, everyone I met needed some proof (like I wasn't proof enough), so I had to go through the legal system to change it, personally I think the law can go fuck its self along with the people that are attached to it, but whist people are living by it and not there own morals (this is a deep subject by its self) I use it as a tool.

Government IDs are fantastic pieces of art but they are very samey. For me I accept anything at face value and question it as required, like money its fucking useless you can't eat it. its not pretty.
But there are lots of toys and different art out there i do value and even skills I would love to trade for. I live by my morals, but I do play nice with the game that society does. But its just a game to me.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

Well I'm here because I have my nice place, (and a nice tenant) but I realise some people are still in 'travelling mode' - I used to travel a lot and would of loved such a service back then, so now we have such a service, I feel it only right to be apart of it.

兴趣

Documentary's, YouTube, books, any music really and coffee, lots and lots of coffee :).

I love comedy and practical jokes.

• arts
• books
• documentaries
• education
• coffee
• traveling
• music
• teaching
• law

音乐、电影和书籍

Rock music I love, but I'll listen to any old shit really.

Action movies are best for me, lots of guns and destruction, not into killing of animals and humans too much, but buildings and things being blown up, that's great!!! :)

I love my books, but just lately not really read any of them, just skimmed a few pages and passed them onto the homeless, I have so many but I do enjoy the Discworld Series, maybe a little too much.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

As your Dictator (yes, planet earth is now under my dictatorship, see Something is a Human Act 1985) - www.somethingtheterrorist.com

I set you all free to love whoever you choose, worship whatever/whoever you would like, to go wherever you dream to be.

'Your' government(s), local authorities and military units have been disbanded.

You are free from any tax or debt, you are free to use your own labour as your own currency.

教，学，和分享

I have many story's to tell, and sometimes they are quite interesting :)

one thing for sure, hanging with me, there is no time for boredom :)

我游览过的国家

France, Germany, Northern Ireland, Poland, Scotland, Spain, Ukraine, United States, Wales

我居住过的国家

Ukraine, United Kingdom