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Abdelkader Boudih

Tanger, Tanger-Tétouan, Morocco

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Overview

  • 71 Positive References1 Neutral2 Negative
  • Learning Arabic, Chinese, English, French, German, Hebrew (modern), Russian, Spanish
  • 113, Other
  • Member since 2010
  • Trust me, I'm an engineer!
  • Computer Science
  • From Limoges , France, Mars
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Definition: Couch (noun) - Where you'll be sleeping because your girlfriend can't take a joke.

ABOUT ME

Warning :
Warning : My name is Marisa Noblet, I'am a female cat but i believe i'm a vegetarian tigeress.
I just locked down Abdelkader in my transport cage inside the catacombs. I will keep him alive by feeding him from time to time with Friskies and Whiskas,
That will teach him how shitty are these food are.
So I will apply my new rules here:
If you wanna sleep here , you have to have nails to scratch me. I love catalytic reactions with humans.
You also have to bring with you cat food from your country (If there is no cats either because you eat them or because it there is catophobia, please don't come).
I'm telepathic, i can guess your credit card pin.
If i lick you once, I just tasted you. If it's twice, that means you are sweaty and should take a shower.
If i jump on your bed by night , that is not sexual harassment or a catastrophe, that is called keeping each other warm.
If i scratch your bags, i just checking if you hiding drugs!
I can visit with you the city, but you have to hold me in my bag as I don't want to get raped by dirty Moroccans cats in the street.
Note : CS is not a dating site. So i'am not interested if you are vegan (will not eat me), that your QI is over 2,that you love me and that you don't believe in the incoming cataclysm. I will report all perverts to WWF. So you are warned.



His description
My name is "Neil", But you can call me "Abdelkader" for short.
I was crashed in this planet the 30 July 2010.
I'm so boring and stupid that when I make jokes, people simultaneously laugh and get smarter.
I'm a writer and a poet - this is a lie.
I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... 1+1=1 or 2 or 3 or 10 or 11.I am well educated
I have degrees in both Fahrenheit and Celsius... some day I will rate in Kelvin.
I'am a close-minded person, i had to close it to prevent my brain from droping off.
My blood type is O- but I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy.
I got friend with aliens at an early age - I was in a class full of immigrants
My ego is so huge that it's could make the galaxy collapse on itself. I take everything seriously, especially in CS
I love theatre - I live near one and i'm an actor.
I am an animal lover - I have a zoo at home but i love humans too.
I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocellulose and ear wax!
I deny evolution - while my neighbor might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't!
I am a climate change skeptic -Why i still have to use more blankets in winter ?
-I hate intolerance - I especially hate intolerant people, I hate them in the face!
I'm a racist, I love Racing and Speed.
Some people tell that i'am crazy, I prefer to call myself a visionary .
I'm religious, i worship 'HOST', the Greek god of hostility.
I'am an alchemist and immortal.
I'am a time traveler and dimension slider.
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
I host people for the lulz.
I will not remove my mask. The mask can be a limitation, but you just deal with it. I do get superhuman strength and pumpkin bombs and all this other stuff to express myself with.

I believe in the following :
-Judaism
-Christianity
-Islam
-Satanism
-Buddhism
-Hinduism
-Raelism
-Janism
-Gaia
-Atheism
-Agnosticism
-Pantheism
-Shintoism
-Zoroastrianism
-Janaism
-Bahaism
-Flying Spaghetti Monster
-Invisible Pink Unicorn
-Weightless Mushroom
-Ceiling Cat
-Flying Teapot
-Santa Claus
-Marisa
-Belka
-Cheburashka
-Batman
-Superman
-Spiderman
-Mario
-Zeus
-The Mask
-Nobody


I try to believe in as many religions as possible so that the different gods of different religions don't complain why I didn't believe in them.


I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul.
I am the owner of my couch.
I am a sailor in the lulz boat.

PHILOSOPHY

If it's don't smell like food , Don't eat it. (Marisa 2010)
If i was a little more aggressive , i will be a tiger. (Marisa 2010)

{The world is a book, if you don't travel you've only read a page
To host, or to surf: that is the question.}

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Marisa searchs for drugs in bags and kill cockroachs. She also can hypnotise!

{If someone is hard to host, then it's not worth hosting.}

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I hosted Sadam Hussein in 2007
I host Santa-Clause each 25 of december.
I hosted Noa and his friends after the big flood.
I hosted Jesus that came from spain walking on the sea for 21y.
I hosted Hitler in 1946.
I hosted Satan after he left Heaven Hotel.
I hosted Stalin in 1955.
I hosted JFK in 1964.
I hosted Tom and Jerry.
I hosted Spiderman in 1959 before he became famous.
I hosted Superman in 1931 before he learned how to fly.
I hosted the 300 Spartans.
I hosted aliens from other planets.
I hosted a blue woman.
I hosted a dead man.
I hosted an embryo.
I hosted Dracula.
I hosted at least one of your ancestors.
I hosted nobody , and he was not perfect.
I hosted Arabs, and they were not terrorists.
I hosted Persians, and they were not anti-semitic.
I hosted Jews, and they were not bankers or gold-worshipers.
I hosted homosexuals, and they didn't try to rape me.
I hosted Asians, and they could speak about more things than only Katanas and Sushis.
I hosted a blind man, and he taught me how to see.
I hosted a deaf girl, and she taught me how to listen.
I hosted a South and North Koreans, and now they are getting married.
I hosted Tattooed and Pierced surfer, and they were not junkies.
I hosted a Buddhist Monk, and he was very talkative.
I hosted Yoga guru, and she was very flexible.
I hosted colored people, and they taught me that the skin color don't matter.
I hosted a Bear
I hosted a Soul
I hosted Gypsies
I hosted a Tree
I hosted a Fruit
I hosted a Candy
I hosted a Cake
I hosted ....

I refused to host "Ben Ali, The coward president of Tunisia" in 14 Jan 2011.
I refused to host "Moubarak, The last pharaoh of Egypt" in 11 Feb 2011 because he had 90 millions negatives.
I refused to host Conan the Barbarian, because he might kill his co-guests.
I refused to host Ben laden the 12 september 2001
I offered to host Ghaddafi, the rock star of Libya (Zanga Zanga Song)

Interests

Marisa daily job :
Food,Licking herself,Sleep,Food,Scratching furnitures,Sleep,Food,Run like Crazy,Repeat until exhaustion.

{
3D Design
Alchemy
Antiquity
Animals
Cooking
Electronic
Mushrooms
Photography
Philosophy
Meditation
Riding (I have a horse, i can teach you how to ride it)
Sailing (If the weather is nice, we can sail in the sea in the yacht)
Scuba diving
Sky diving
Writing
}

Music, Movies & Books

Things i watch seriously :
Alchemy
Documentaries
Tutorials

I still watching since the first episode:
Guiding Light
As the World Turns
General Hospital
Days of Our Lives
One Life to Live
All My Children
The Young and the Restless
Search for Tomorrow
Another World
Love of Life
The Edge of Night
Total time spend watching them : 211932 hours.

Music :
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, the greatest rock star of all time.
Wacko Jacko Aka Micheal Jackson, The first person to walk on the moon.
Lady Gaga, The smartest male singer
Beyoncé Knowles, She tried to rape me but force me to marry her after i hosted her.
Daft Punk, he wore a mask so he can have a chance with Beyoncé.

Books:
"Kamasutra", It's always good to learn martial art.
"'Why you should not take yourself seriously, and how the mask can destroy your reputation' by Abdelkader Boudih"
"Art of War by Sun Tzu", It's always smart to know how to rape your enemy from behind.
"How to read a book for dummies", Without this book, you cannot read the others.

One Amazing Thing I've Done

I discovered the inverted gravity :
˙ʇunoɔɔɐ sɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔɐɥ puɐ ǝɯ oʇ dɐɹʇ ɐ ʇǝs ɐsıɹɐɯ
˙suǝıdɐs-oɯoɥ ɥʇıʍ ʞɐǝds oʇ ʍoɥ pǝuɹɐǝl ɐsıɹɐɯ
˙ɹǝʇndɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝsn ɐsıɹɐɯ
˙ʇǝǝɟ ɹǝɥ uo pǝpuɐl puɐ ʇǝsolɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo doʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇlǝɟ ɐsıɹɐɯ
˙ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ ǝpɐɯ ı

Teach, Learn, Share

Marisa can teach you :
How to scratch furnitures .
How to dig a hole hide your shit .
How to have a perfect manicure and pedicure by licking your nails regularly.
How to look at the wall for hours without getting bored.

I can teach you:
Computer tricks.
Photography
Logic
Cooking
Sewing
Drawing
Carving
Arabic
French

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