Antonio L'Inenarrabile

Beijing, Beijing, China

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▶ ▶ !!!!VERY I M P O R T A N T !!! , before asking me to stay at my place(couch request) remember the following rules:

0.[from Monday to Friday] I work from 3pm in the afternoon to midnight. So, if you around 1pm in the afternoon are not at home and if you at midnight are already sleeping we would have no time for hangout(I will be at work), so it would make not much sense to surf at my place from Monday to Friday (better from Friday to Monday). CONSIDER THAT! :) p.s. in the weekend (Saturday and Sunday) any time is ok.

1.💤💤💤 If you stay at my place you have to COME BACK TO SLEEP AT MY PLACE **EVERY** NIGHT THAT YOU STAY AT MY PLACE. It's just very rude to just leave your baggage at my place and then pass 1 or 2 nights (or more) somewhere else. 👎 I don't care if you are sick, drunk, tired, the taxi costs too much or whatever other reason. And also I don't care if you tell me in advance that you are not coming back for the night: just if you think that you can't respect this rule, don't come to my place :)

2. 🔑🔑🔑🔑 When you go out, ALWAYS lock the house door with the key that I'll give you. Even if you go out for just 2 minutes. 🔐 🔐 🔐 🔐 AND: !!!!IMPORTANT!!!! when you are inside the house and you lock the door from inside, use the KEY for locking the door, not the door locker (otherwise is not possible to open the door from outside): but if everyone is inside the house is ok to use the door locker instead of the key for locking the door.

3. When you leave Beijing lock the house door and then throw the key from the kitchen window.

4.😹😹😹In my house there are a lot of cat hair("peli di gatto" in Italian). If you are allergic to cats or you don't like cat HAIR to be on the floor (and pretty much everywhere else in my house), it's better if you don't come to my place :-) health is important :) 😷😷😷

5.🚾🚾🚾When using the toilet, put the toilet paper IN THE BIN, not in the toilet! Otherwise the toilet will be blocked. If it's blocked, you have to unblock it.
💸 💸 💸 If you can't unblock it by yourself, I have to call someone for unblocking it and you have to pay 350 Chinese yuan.

6. 🙊🙊🙊Generally I wake up at noon(12:00). DON'T make noises or speak loudly or Skype video-chat with your relatives/friends or open/close the main door very often or play music or listen to podcasts or watch movies without earphone, etc. etc when I'm sleeping. You can speak of course (but in a low voice) and you can take a shower or cook and do whatever you want, just don't be loud. Thanks. 🙊 🙊 🙊

And ,please, read MY COUCH("My Home") information here:
(you will be sleeping here :D ...please read it ALL!! A L L !)

▶ ▶ my REFERENCES: (PLEASE READ before asking to stay at my place!!)

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▶ ▶ ▶ ▶ ABOUT ME

this is one of my couches :
The other couch is in the kitchen.

my pictures:

I was born in the far 1902(i'm joking :-P) in a little, polluted and gloomy town close to Napoli, Italy (I lived there for the first 14 years of my life)...
Then, in 2004(8 years after my "14th birthday") I went to Beijing (China) enjoying the Beijing's smog, that is a step beyond the smog i already experienced in Napoli, Italy.

1. I arrived in Beijing for the 1st time 11 years ago (in July 2004) but just for studying for about 45 days during the summer(that year was my first year of university in Italy). Then I came to China again in 2005 for 4 months and half and in 2006 for 2 months.

1.1 I got a 4 years University degree(a Master MA degree) in Italy and my major is called "Oriental Languages And Cultures"( I studied Chinese as first language and Japanese as second language): I got this degree studying in Italy from 2002 to 2008 (yeah, I know, it took 6 years, I was 2 years out-of-course).

2. In 2007(1 year before my graduation in Italy) I studied Japanese language in Tokyo (Japan) for about 6 months.

3.From January 2009 I'm living permanently in Beijing(so now it's about 6 years and half that I live in Beijing), but sometimes I leave China for some trip: for example from September 2011 to January 2012 I left China for going to Italy overland (through Pakistan-->Iran-->Iraq -->Turkey-->Bulgaria-->Macedonia-->Albania--->Montenegro--->Bosnia-->Croazia and Slovenia) for 4 months. And in September 2013 I left China again for 3 months for going to travel to to Latin America(Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua) ;)

4.I work in an IT company as software tester: a boring job. I work from 4pm to midnight: yes, I know the working time is weird, but I don't know why I have this working time.

5. my cat name is Mao Zhuxi (猫主席) or just Mao if you prefer. He's almost 4 years old.


These are the last 6-7 years:

I arrived in Beijing on February 2009.

On February 2010 I arrived in Australia (on Mornington peninsula, near Melbourne) and on march 21st 2010 I left for a road trip from Melbourne(Australia) to Perth(Australia).

On may 31st 2010 i arrived again in China.

On May 31st 2011 is again 1 year that I don't come back to the country where I was born (Italy).

On September 8th 2011 I left for a trip from Beijing (China) to Naples (Italy) overland (bus, train, hitchhiking, foot, boat, etc.). my stops have been: Pakistan-->Iran-->Iraq -->Turkey-->Bulgaria-->Macedonia-->Albania--->Montenegro--->Bosnia-->Croazia-->Slovenia ->ITALY"

On January 8th 2012 finally I arrived in Italy from this looong trip.

On April 14th 2012 I arrived in China again.

On September/October 2013 I left China for a trip to Latin America(Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua) ;)

And from January 2014 I'm in Beijing again :-P

Ideas for next overland trips:

Idea 1:Cina-Vietnam-Cambogia-Thailandia-Malaysia-Singapore-Indonesia-East Timor-Papua New Guinea-Australia.

Idea 2: Costa Rica-Panama-(boat)-Colombia-Equador-Peru'-Bolivia-Chile-Argentina-Uruguay-Paraguay-Brasil(-French Guyana-Suriname-Guyana-Venezuela)
6 months

Idea 3: China-Mongolia-Kazakhstan-Russia-Ukraine-Poland-Slovakia-Austria-Italy(2 months)

[i believe there is a train UlanBator to Almaty(Kazakhstan) via Omsk(Russia) and it takes about 3 days : check out for information, You can also email them with your route and they will tell you how to do.
In regard to the bus, i read something about a bus from a place called Olgii in Mongolia ( i remember it cause of the name) - anyway theres a blog by some guy who did trip in 2013 - see or do some Google search on Olgii maybe]

Idea 4:China-(Mongolia)-Kazakhstan-Uzbekistan-Turkmenistan-Azerbaijian-Georgia-Romania-Serbia-Hungary-Austria-Italy

Idea 5: China-Vietnam-Cambodia-Thailand-north Laos-Yunnan(China)-Tibet-Nepal-India-Oman-Yemen-Eritrea-Sudan-Egypt-Israel-Italy (5 months and half?)

Idea 6: Myanmar

Idea 7(alternative to 5): Yunnan(China)-Tibet-Nepal-India-Oman-Yemen-Eritrea-Sudan-Egypt-Israel-Italy(3 months and half)

Idea 8
1 month and half (more with Scotland,Ireland,Portugal)


my pictures:

my facebook page:
ITALIANI che lavorano o studiano a PECHINO , Cina.

Nella morte non c'e' niente di triste, non piu' di quanto ce ne sia nello sbocciare di un fiore. La cosa terribile non e' la morte, ma le vite che la gente vive o non vive fino alla morte. Non fanno onore alla propria vita, la pisciano via. La cagano fuori. Muti idioti. Troppo presi a scopare, soldi, famiglia, scopare. Hanno la testa piena di ovatta. Mandano giu' Dio senza pensare, mandano giu' la patria senza pensare. Dopo un po' dimenticano anche come si fa a pensare, lasciano che siano gli altri a pensare per loro. Hanno il cervello imbottito di ovatta. Sono brutti, parlano male, camminano male. Gli suoni la grande musica dei secoli ma loro non sentono. Per molti la morte e' una formalita'. C'e' rimasto ben poco che possa morire.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
The test says I'm Intuitive. Intuitive people focus on the future and the possibilities. They process information through patterns and impressions. They read between the lines, they are abstract thinkers.

Intuitive Characteristics
Sees possibilities
the Test says I'm 'Perceiving'. Perceiving people are flexible, like to keep their options open and think randomly. They like to act spontaneously and are adaptable. Perceivers like to keep things open ended.

Perceiving Characteristics

Changes tracks midway
Keeps options open
Dislikes routine
etc. etc. etc.......


this is my philosophy, check this link:
I can't post the link here because is against the term of use of CS, but if you are really interested I'll show you if we meet in person.

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." (Albert Camus)

also: "sincerity doesn't always makes friends, but when does they are friends indeed"

and... :
"Men prefer to lose their health to make money and then lose money to restore their health.That by thinking anxiously about their future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future.That they live as if they will never die and die as if they had never lived." Buddha

but either:
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."(Oscar Wilde)

"coherence is the last refuge of people without imagination"(Oscar Wilde) or Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because you're all the same." Jonathan Davis

and:"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein

"Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde)

I'm still trying to understand a lot of things that for the moment I can't understand...what I can't understand, generally, it's what for the other people it's just very common, what they take for granted. I commit myself trying to understand a lot of things of the common "way-to-be" of the people's society, but i still can't understand a lot of banal things.I love to be SPONTANEOUS and i hate with all myself the formality, the prudery...and the glamour...also if i have to admit that sometimes maybe it's enjoyable to be formal...just like a game (or a necessity, or the 2 things togheter)...but the most FUNNY thing it's that the greater part of the people think that this "formal game" it's very serious, that is not a game at all...this make me laugh a lot :-D

Maybe was not clear enough before, so i think that i should REAFFIRM that i HATE WITH ALL MYSELF SOCIAL CONVENTIONS: i want to be free to be drunk and laughing in a church during a funeral and sad and sober in a bar when everyone is drunk and laughing. I hate people that tell me what i should do or how I should be. DAMN THEM!
Life it's inexplicable, and whoever think to have an explanation it's a mad or an idiot.People often live their life just for eating, having fun, making money and have sex with whoever happens to but lose sight of the main question: what is "life" ?
What is the true-meaning of living ? Why try to reach someting if in 20, 40 or 70 years you will be 2 meters under the ground in a coffin?
So...the best thing, i think, it's living the life minut by minut, every moment, without anxiety, trying to enjoy every moment and don't think too much to the past and to the future, that, actually are 2 things ("past" and "future") that does not exist
Life is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. "Shut him up I have a lot invested in this ride, SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family, this has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that?

but also:

"It is naively assumed that the fact that the majority of people share certain ideas or feelings proves the validity of these ideas and feelings. Nothing is further from the truth... Just as there is a folie à deux there is a folie à millions. The fact that millions of people share the same vices does not make these vices virtues, the fact that they share so many errors does not make the errors to be truths, and the fact that millions of people share the same form of mental pathology does not make these people sane." Fromm

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Why I’m on Couchsurfing




I'm been organizing 2 of the 3 Couchsurfing weekly meetings of Beijing (China).

I'm currently organizing the Wudaokou meeting(in the north-west of Beijing: I organized it for about 1 year(from October 2010 to August 2011) and again from December 2012 to September 2013 and from January 2014 to NOW.

I'm also been organizing the Wednesday CouchSurfing Fangjia hutong (at Jiao bar, which is in a small alley[hutong] in Andingmen) from March 2014 to June 2015.

And I'm been hosting from April 2009 (if I'm not traveling, of course).
I hosted, until
September 21st 2015, about 330 people from 55 countries:

50 from China

30 from France

28 from USA

28 from Germany

19 Italy

18 Russia

12 Spain

8 Australia

8 Poland

7 UK

7 Canada

7 Hong Kong

6 Belgium

5 Denmark

5 Finland

4 Taiwan

4 Netherlands

4 Bulgaria

3 India

3 Brasil

3 Argentina

3 Ukraine

3 Hungary

3 South Korea

2 New Zeland

2 Israel

2 Malaysia

2 Austria

2 Sweden

2 Brasil

2 Chile

2 Colombia

2 Japan

2 Czech Republic

2 Singapore

1 Belize

1 Switzerland

1 Philippines

1 Serbia

1 Peru

1 Slovenia

1 Ireland

1 Turkey

1 Indonesia

1 Greece

1 Austria

1 Mexico

1 Kazakhstan

1 Belarus

1 Costa Rica

1 Iran

1 Georgia

I surfed: 33 times in the following places: Tianjin(China), Beijing(China), ChengduX2(China), Chongqing(China),Kunming(China), Bangkok(Thailand),Harbin(China), Hailaer(China), Manzhouli(China), Melbourne(2 different hosts - Australia), Adelaide(Australia), Perth(Australia),Lahore(Pakistan), Multan(Pakistan), Shiraz(Iran),Yazd(Iran), Teheran(Iran), Antakya(Turkey), Ankara(Turkey), Istanbul(Turkey), Veliko Tarnovo(Bulgaria), Plovdiv(Bulgaria), Sofia(Bulgaria), Tirana(Albania), Sarajevo(Bosnia), Cancun(Mexico),San Cristobal De Las Casas(Mexico), Oaxaca(Mexico), Puerto Angel(Mexico), Puerto Escondido(Mexico), San Pedro La Laguna(Guatemala), Antigua(Guatemala), Hong Kongx2.


life philosophy, talking, traveling, reading books, thinking, having fun (parties, drinking and all the shit), dreaming, gardening, people's psychologies, brioche, bungee jumping (actually i tried just 1 time but has been INCREDIBLE!)...for the rest:

visited 39 states (17.3%)Create your own visited map of The World or another interesting project

Music, Movies, and Books

▶ my favourite movies:

- Clockwork Orange,

-2001 a space odissey,

-Blade Runner,

-A Nightmare On Elm Street,

-L'uomo in Più(One Man Up ),

-Le Conseguenze Dell'Amore (The Consequences of Love ),


-La Leggenda del Pianista Sull'Oceano(The Legend of 1900 )

-Withnail & I ( italian title: "Shakespeare a colazione")

-Mujeres al Borde de un Ataque de Nervios (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown) by Pedro Almodovar.

- They Live (in italian: "Essi Vivono")

-Almodovar movies in general....


-Pier Paolo Pasolini (Ragazzi di Vita)

-Tiziano Terzani (La Fine è il mio inizio; In Asia; Un Indovino mi Disse)

-Jonathan Coe (The Closed Circle; A Touch Of Love; The House Of Sleep)

-James Frey (My Friend Leonard)

-Vladmir Nabokov (Lolita)

-Lombardo Radice Marco, Ravera Lidia (Porci Con Le Ali)

-Alvaro Mutis(The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll, that in italian is been divided in 3 books: "La Neve dell'Ammiraglio"; "Ilona Arriva con La Pioggia" and "Un Bel Morir")

-Christiane F. (Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo)

-Diego De Silva (Non Avevo Capito Niente)

-Erri De Luca(Montedidio)

-Paul Stamets(Psilocybin Mushrooms of the World)

-Carlos Ruiz Zafon(The Shadow of The Wind, The Angel's Game)

-Timothy Leary (in "lsd The Consciousness Expanding Drug")

-Amos Oz(Black Box, The Same Sea, My Michael)

-Isabel Allende (The House of The Spirits, Eva Luna, The Infinite Plan, Daughter of Fortune , Portrait in Sepia and...Kingdom of Golden Dragon, but i didn't like this one)

-Irvine Welsh( Trainspotting, Marabou Stork Nightmares, Filth, Glue, Porno, Kingdom of Fife, Ecstasy, The Acid House)

-William Burroughs (Junkie)

-Charles Bukowski (Erections, Ejaculations, Exhibitions, and General Tales of Ordinary Madness)

-a lot of other books.....


Chemical Brothers

Massive Attack

99 Posse

Fabrizio De Andrè

Rino Gaetano




Pink Floyd

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

ok, maybe one amazing thing is that I saw raining in beijing, for the first time, 2 or 3 months after I arrived. was really amazing...hHhhAHAHAHAAH....LOL...was a joke... (here never rains or snows by the way...i mean: very rarely)...especially in winter. so DRYYYY...But in June-July-August rains VERY often....And anyway....I've seen things you people wouldn't believe:Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.All those moments will be lost in time,like tears in rain....
Time to die.

Teach, Learn, Share


some Chinese language.

Italian language.


many many different things

learn and practise permaculture.


everything i can

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Australia, Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Honduras, Hungary, India, Iran, Iraq, Japan, Laos, Macedonia, Mexico, Montenegro, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Norway, Pakistan, Romania, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Italy, Japan

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