CURRENT MISSION

World Domination.

ABOUT ME

I'm a little bit shrill and overbearing, or so I've been told. I've also been told that I'm pretty bad at selling myself, which is apparently true. I'm young, tall, slightly pessimistic, and I get anxious when I stay in one place for too long. I've spent since early 2007 bouncing between Vancouver, Toronto, Sault Ste Marie, and the places in between, but am now doing a stint in the Sault for armed robbery. In reality it's just college, but sometimes the difference is hard to find.

PHILOSOPHY

I basically live for my own fleeting whims, whatever they might be at any given moment.

Right this moment I'm livin' for puppies and expensive hand lotion.

Interests

These days I mostly just read, write, sleep, and fuck around.

• running

Music, Movies, and Books

I read a lot of Dostoyevsky. Also Derrick Jensen, Ward Churchill, and Douglas Adams.

I like abrasive music, acoustic music, etc. I sometimes choose to like music that other people in my vicinity don't like, to be a shit disturber.

Teach, Learn, Share

I like intense political discussions. About 40% of the time I actually even have a semi-firm grasp of the topics I'm running my mouth about.

I also enjoy conspiracy theories, and am more likely than the average person to cling to outlandish concepts.