Berlin, Berlin, Germany

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  • sinning every day
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  • From Unislaw Pomorski, Poland/Berlin, Germany
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About Me


something that looks like this: . route subject to changes in dec+jan :-)


Important notice #1: i am on the road as of december first, cannot host in berlin!

Important notice #2: Yes the rumors are true, Daniel Radcliffe is my bastard son. also, we happen to shop at the same optometrician. I would highly appreciate you NOT bringing up this topic in my presence.

i regularly lube the lock of my apartment door. maintaining a door lock is a lost art these days. man must bring forward a tool first, then summon all his knowledge to finally make skill and instrument meet in the right place at the right time.


go the extra mile, it's never crowded...

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


i host. and sometimes i travel around myself.


Berlin, Poznan, Warszawa, Linz, Wien, Brzesc Kujawski, Erlangen, Boston,New York, Praha, Brasov, Odessa, Traben, London, Eugene, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, piece of land in Mexico, Catania, MIlano, Karlsruhe, Pirmasens, Saarbrücken, Luxemburg CIty, Liège, Leuven, Ghent, Catania.
thanks to CS i met some of the nicest people. thanks to CS i met also some of the rudest motherfuckers on planet earth (hi amy, hey jess, howzit going rachel? miss you all!)


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Music, Movies, and Books

a lot of music

a few movies

even fewer books, but the important ones!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

nothing in the world beats the question mark poo!

Teach, Learn, Share

Being a very handsome, desirable and knowledgable bicycle mechanic i can teach you many things about your bicycle, whether it is just the adjustment of certain parts, replacement thereof, or even buying a new or used machine.
also, i can give you a good schooling on how to make yourself utterly unattractive to the world. just ask me for advice, for i am full of it.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, France, Hungary, Italy, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Mexico, Moldova, Netherlands, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Germany, Poland, United States

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