I'm Ettore, a young adult pug very lazy and basically very rude.
I live together with my master in a house in the country near the city of Rome, Italy.

We basically have the same hobbies: sleeping, eating and spending long days at home. The main difference between the two being that one of us also appreciates a long walk in the park: guess who it is..

Sleeping and eating is all I love.
I don’t read, I don’t visit, I don’t discover. I don’t talk much and I don’t smile. I don’t love life like you probably do and I don’t care about others. I don’t even care about you: I’m just hosting you so that I can find someone to host me in the future.
I don’t like to travel, reading books makes me asleep, visiting museums still feels like a punishment to me. I don’t like to discover the world, I like only my food and my way of life. I don’t understand other cultures and I don’t care about them.
I bark at the postman or anyone daring approaching my house. I hate the doorbell and I chase cats (except that I still need to learn how to climb those fucking trees..)

I am not attractive, I don’t want to be. My breath always stinks, I am not athletic and not even fascinating. I hate competition and I hate meeting new people.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I understand that many human males approach couchsurfing with the actual wish to a faster connection with welcoming females ..

Now, I personally don't know whether this may sound more like a reassurance, a disappointment or even an affront to those girls out there, since some of them are probably looking for the same lazy kind of interaction, but we basically don't like girls all that much.
We find them quite predictable, mostly unsurprising and not rarely boring.

(and besides, what real use may couchsurfing ever be when all you need to do is approach her, smell her back and ask her out..?)

Beware: my place is NOT in town, we actually live 20 kms from the city centre. Which is not hard to reach (I commute every day) but it takes some time for daily travel. So, unless you love countryside, I suggest that you go for a more central location, if you can find one.
If you prefer to come here instead, given my rudeness and everything, you are almost welcome.

Interests

• walking
• parks
• eating
• sleeping
• long walks
• sunbathing
• cats chasing
• snoring
• sniffing used shoes
• socks chewing
• barking at the postman
• sleeping on my master's favourite armchair
• being petted
• watching movies after dinner

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Slept for 16 hours continuously

Teach, Learn, Share

Nothing.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Nothing.

Countries I’ve Visited

England, France, Germany, Spain

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Italy