Hello hello and welcome to my profile🥳

Currently:
- Honestly, i feel little bit annoyed of couchsurfing and its not on my priority list, so its very unlikely that i host someone, sorry 🙈

Always:
Short and/or copy paste requests get declined without a word, even if you are the coolest guy or the prettiest woman😄 (but there is no hidden word you need to take a look for in profile, dont worry😂)

If you are here to stay at my place, please take a quick note to this and to my place:

First of all, My name is Joël (also Joel is ok) my name is not "Jöel", "man", "mate", "friend" nor "there" or anthing else 😂
But my mexican name "Joelito" is ok too 😂
Oh and i am also not an "interesting person" because i am boring as fuck :)
I see myself as one of arround 8 billion humans and thats what we all actually really are.

I am very careful and picky host because my home is my sanctuary. Therefor i try to make your trip as easy and good as my situation allows me 😇😁

The more i know about you (Please without IG or FB etc) and the more decent and informative your request and profile is, the more i think about to have you as my guest and more important: become friends 😁
Quick introduction, the reason of the stay, your expectation, what you like to drink, if you eat spicy food, if you like to play board or videogames or... dart? 😁 Or if you like to paint one of my miniature?😎
Just a little bit personal and authentic stuff, i appriciate😁😊

I also never accept request right in the beginning, i like to have some talks first to feel comfortable with you, same should be for you with any of your hosts actually. (Just chats, no video calls, i hate calls 😂)
But for all that, i dont care about your gender, your age, your sexuality, your origin, your past nor how many references you have or how many countries you visited.
What actually that thing with counting countries? Is there a competitions going on? 😂

I don't feel comfortable to host any people who want to move and/or looking for job in switzerland, also anyone who want to stay for a long time. Zurich is not that big and exciting haha Sorry :)
(of course you still can try to but chances are low haha)

So if i host, i want and will spent time with my guests as good as possible, like a dinner, drink or something together and if i dont work i maybe can show you arround... but maybe also not because i try to avoid the city center 😆

I just live a simple, easy but happy life.

Sometimes i feel active,
sometimes i am lazy
Sometimes i do sports,
Sometimes i watch TV
Sometimes i wanna meet many people,
sometimes i wanna be alone.
Always i just eat and drink
Mostley i feel like i wanna sing,
i usually never do as i am bad and ashamed haha
Ohhh and i am looking for someone who wants to test the karaoke programm with me😂

There are plenty things i like but what i really dont like, is the sound of someone eating when i dont eat and without any background noise haha😂

Oh.... and.... i am pretty straight forward and honest, so i do appriciate if you are too. Nobody is perfect and we dont need to pretend it.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

I am too young for Facebook
Too old for tiktok
Too ugly for Instagram
Too stupid for twitter

So i try my luck here

Intereses

• cooking
• wine
• beer
• walking
• video games
• board games
• traveling
• hiking
• snowboarding
• food
• plants
• jogging
• whisky
• workout

Música, películas y libros

I love music from everywhere in almost all genres, but still very picky! haha its very depending on the season and my mood hehe
Please let my know your favorite song in your language :)

The last book i read was about birds... 😅

I love almost all comedies and fantasy movies/series. Oh and documentations, especially from the sea. And cartoons and animes... 🤓

Algo increíble que he hecho

I stayed ten days in isolation during corona alone at home and had the best time ever, beeing fully allowed to be anti-social and daydrinking and play video games and watch netflix all day long 😂

I once had a lazy sunday and watched bob ross for many hours. Man that was great too!

Got a bad reference here because i declined a request :D

Enseña, aprende, comparte

I can teach you how to live with clumsiness :)

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

I dont know... I feel like i dont have a lot to give.... Sorry :(