Krakau

🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 Sadly, our beloved 🍊Miss Clementine🍊 passed away by the end of January 😭💔 We are planning to get a successor, but I'm just too lazy to edit the text now and having to restore it in a few of months. So for now just ignore any rules regarding the hedgehog. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 WELCOME TO THE SPIDER'S LAIR! 🕸️ Now in Kraków, the 2nd most infuckingcredible place in the world (#1 is MEXICO CITY, of course 🇲🇽). My name is Alberto, code name "EL ARAÑO" (The Spider) 🕷️ I'm a secret agent in the MexBI: the Mexican FBI... which is identical to the FBI but in an extremely low budget version. You know, you can't expect too much from a country where the pizza delivery guy arrives 10 times faster than the police 🍕🚔 My usual partner for all the missions is a blue felt hedgehog 🦔 He's the master of disguise... I mean, who would suspect of a fluffy 7 cm blue hedgehog? I could tell you more about our mission, but agent Hedgie might have to kill you. N'aaaah... being serious, I'm just a normal guy working as a programmer for a bank 🏦 Believe me, is more boring than it sounds. Sometimes I could seem to be cold but I'm not, I'm just a very relaxed dude. [PEDANTRY CORNER] I think I am like The King 👑 in The Little Prince's story: "Because he was a very good man, he made his orders reasonable". [/PEDANTRY CORNER] Again, just in case it was not yet clear, I'M MEXICAN 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽, so please don’t use the “I’m coming to your city to know more about your culture” excuse because in this case it doesn’t work. Coming to Poland to know more about Mexico? That’s quite weird, isn’t it? 🧐 Yeah, yeah... after living in Poland for over a decade now my papers say I'm Polish, but my soul and my cactus face say I'll always be Mexican :P 📸 I like photography. I'm not really good at it, but sometimes I get good shots 🚲 I love cycling. I'm fat, but I can do up to 150 km in one day 🛩️ I love WWII planes... I have formed a whole RC squadron and all of them but one are airworthy I didn't really want to get to this point, but just to probe that you read the basic stuff from my profile, you must include the magic password in your request. YOU WILL FIND IT IN THE "MY HOME" SECTION. ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️ BEFORE SENDING ME A REQUEST ⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️ - HAVING A FULL PROFILE IS A MUST! - Keep in mind that I have a pet hedgehog and she roams free in the apartment during the night. - I understand everyone has different needs. I can make exceptions, but I'm not a fan of hosting people for only one night. Please consider staying at least 2 nights, so washing the sheets makes sense. - I don't enjoy people who stay at my apartment ALL DAY LONG but I also don't like it when they escape just after they woke up and come back at midnight. There has to be a balance. - DO NOT send me any requests more than a week in advance. I understand that you might want to organize your whole trip, but I cannot commit to anything with such a long anticipation. - Crappy single-line requests, specially from empty profiles, will be replied with a simple NO with no further explanation. - Read the "My Home" section (if you're using the mobile App, then tap on "Read More" under the "Accepting Guests" status). Trust me, I will notice if you didn't. https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/agent_spider/couch - ¿Eres español o latinoamericano? ¡¡No seas vago/perezoso/flojo y escríbeme en español!! - I can make exceptions (for example, people who live in small towns nobody ever visits), but if you have surfed a ridiculous amount of times but you have never or almost never hosted, I will probably NOT host you as you are not giving back to the community a fraction of the hospitality you have received. - If you're going to be swiping on Tinder you better get yourself a room in a hotel, this way you avoid me becoming a cockblocker or making me feel used and abandoned if you disappear and spend the night somewhere else with your date.

Hi everyone, my name is STEFAN! 👋 Currently living in Krakow 🇵🇱 So… this is probably the most raw version of myself I can give you. 😄 I was born in Macedonia and I’m an incredible adventurer. I absolutely LOVE learning new things, discovering new places, meeting new people and experiencing different cultures I’ve been dreaming about traveling for as long as I can remember. I started traveling when I was 18, and since then I’ve had the chance to discover many places and meet some truly amazing people. One of my biggest dreams was.. and still.. traveling with a van and sharing my music around the world. And guess what? I already made that dream come true last year! I spent 7 months on the road with a camper, and I’m definitely going to repeat it… probably a few more times. My purpose is to expand every day, evolve, explore the things I love, and hopefully make people happy with my music.. especially my accordion. The goal is always to serve people I’m a physiotherapist by profession. A long time ago, I also worked in network marketing. Nowadays, I’m into hypnotherapy, regression and parts therapy, inspired by the teachings of Michael Newton. But honestly, most of what I do is PLAYING ACCORDION. 😂 I love making people smile and feel good. I LOOOOOOOVE to GROW in every possible way. I love silence. I enjoy spending time alone. I enjoy going through the big contrasts of life and learning from them. Another one of my goals is to raise awareness and share love with the world. I love FREEDOM, PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT, ART, SPIRITUALITY, MUSIC, SPORT, DIVERSITY, NATURE and ANIMALS. I adore meeting new people, learning from them, having fun and sharing experiences. I’m also very physically active. I love running.. 5 km, 10 km and half-marathons.. So my favourite sports are: running, football, cycling, swimming. I really value loyalty and kindness. I also need time and space for myself. For me, traveling is not only about seeing new places. It gives me the opportunity to become a better version of myself, understand myself better, experience life joyfully, and hopefully serve and connect with as many people around the world as possible. And then there is THE UNKNOWN. I am absolutely fascinated by the unknown. I actually consider the unknown one of my best friends. I love putting myself into situations where I don’t know what will happen next. I have a lot of fun with that. This is one of the reasons why I live more by intuition than by planning. I’m very connected to the quote: “Emotion is the first manifestation.” Since I understood this sentence, I feel like I’ve been living the life of my dreams. I simply want to make your life a little bit brighter and bring some positive energy. 🍅🥕 ABOUT FOOD 😂 Btw, I’m really not into food. I’m not a gourmand, and I don’t really care about tasting and trying new food. I do it very rarely. I prefer to eat simple. VERY simple. 😂 I like lots of raw vegetables, etc. Many people close to me have described me as a “weirdo” when it comes to food. So, just so you know: don’t expect me to eat your favourite meals hahahaha. But yeah, I’d be happy to share a meal with you.. I just usually prefer to cook for myself. FUN FACT ABOUT ME: My favourite dog is a Golden Retriever! 🏠🚨 IMPORTANT HOSTING INFO 🚨🏡 I live alone in a 20 m² apartment in the city center, NEXT to Bagatela Theatre. Because the apartment is basically one room and I have only one bed, I prefer to host one person, or maximum two people. There are two possibilities: 1️⃣ One person sleeps on the floor. I have a sleeping bag and a sleeping mattress. 2️⃣ We sleep together on the bed. This is something we should communicate about beforehand and simply see how comfortable each of us feels. 😊 ‼️ IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT NOISE ‼️ At night, while I’m sleeping, I charge the battery of my E-Bike in the room. While it is charging, it makes a constant noise. For me, and for many people I know, this is absolutely not a problem. But I also know that for some people it can make falling asleep difficult. So, if you are sensitive to noise, PLEASE be aware of this and honestly ask yourself if you will be comfortable staying with me. I don’t want you to arrive and then discover that you can’t sleep because of the noise. 😄 🏠 HOUSE RULES 🚭 NO SMOKING in my house. 🍽️ Everyone washes their own dishes. And if you want to contact me before your stay, you can write to me on WhatsApp. 😊 +48 512 856 431

SORRY, I CAN NOT HOST YOU NOW.

Instagram: kiribatinauru CURRENT MISSION more holiday! ABOUT ME I think I'm a little shy, but some of my friends say sometimes I like to pay attention on myself and be in the centre of attention. In a little % maybe it's truth :-) I'm also a great optimist! It would be nice if you bring something to my collections (see photo, folder "Collections") People who can speak Polish, Ukrainian, Esperanto or Russian, and write to me in English, will not be accepted! People who ask for couch can not be homophobic (mention this) and must like dogs (mention this). No drugs. Also I don't host people who can not imagine a day without drinking alcohol. I don't like couchsurfers cooking big dinners at my place. PHILOSOPHY Deal with people as you would like to be dealt with yourself.

Literature enthusiast and coffee shop regular who balances quiet reflection with vibrant social scenes. Let's swap book and café recommendations!

Thrill-seeker and culinary explorer who finds the heart of every destination through its people. Excited to share local favorites!

People person who loves organizing gatherings and spontaneous meetups. Dinner parties or impromptu outings - count me in!

Foodie and culture buff always on the hunt for the next great experience. I love sharing my discoveries with fellow travelers!