Krakow

🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 Sadly, our beloved 🍊Miss Clementine🍊 passed away by the end of January 😭💔 We are planning to get a successor, but I'm just too lazy to edit the text now and having to restore it in a few of months. So for now just ignore any rules regarding the hedgehog. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 WELCOME TO THE SPIDER'S LAIR! 🕸️ Now in Kraków, the 2nd most infuckingcredible place in the world (#1 is MEXICO CITY, of course 🇲🇽). My name is Alberto, code name "EL ARAÑO" (The Spider) 🕷️ I'm a secret agent in the MexBI: the Mexican FBI... which is identical to the FBI but in an extremely low budget version. You know, you can't expect too much from a country where the pizza delivery guy arrives 10 times faster than the police 🍕🚔 My usual partner for all the missions is a blue felt hedgehog 🦔 He's the master of disguise... I mean, who would suspect of a fluffy 7 cm blue hedgehog? I could tell you more about our mission, but agent Hedgie might have to kill you. N'aaaah... being serious, I'm just a normal guy working as a programmer for a bank 🏦 Believe me, is more boring than it sounds. Sometimes I could seem to be cold but I'm not, I'm just a very relaxed dude. [PEDANTRY CORNER] I think I am like The King 👑 in The Little Prince's story: "Because he was a very good man, he made his orders reasonable". [/PEDANTRY CORNER] Again, just in case it was not yet clear, I'M MEXICAN 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽, so please don’t use the “I’m coming to your city to know more about your culture” excuse because in this case it doesn’t work. Coming to Poland to know more about Mexico? That’s quite weird, isn’t it? 🧐 Yeah, yeah... after living in Poland for over a decade now my papers say I'm Polish, but my soul and my cactus face say I'll always be Mexican :P 📸 I like photography. I'm not really good at it, but sometimes I get good shots 🚲 I love cycling. I'm fat, but I can do up to 150 km in one day 🛩️ I love WWII planes... I have formed a whole RC squadron and all of them but one are airworthy I didn't really want to get to this point, but just to probe that you read the basic stuff from my profile, you must include the magic password in your request. YOU WILL FIND IT IN THE "MY HOME" SECTION. ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️ BEFORE SENDING ME A REQUEST ⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️ - HAVING A FULL PROFILE IS A MUST! - Keep in mind that I have a pet hedgehog and she roams free in the apartment during the night. - I understand everyone has different needs. I can make exceptions, but I'm not a fan of hosting people for only one night. Please consider staying at least 2 nights, so washing the sheets makes sense. - I don't enjoy people who stay at my apartment ALL DAY LONG but I also don't like it when they escape just after they woke up and come back at midnight. There has to be a balance. - DO NOT send me any requests more than a week in advance. I understand that you might want to organize your whole trip, but I cannot commit to anything with such a long anticipation. - Crappy single-line requests, specially from empty profiles, will be replied with a simple NO with no further explanation. - Read the "My Home" section (if you're using the mobile App, then tap on "Read More" under the "Accepting Guests" status). Trust me, I will notice if you didn't. https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/agent_spider/couch - ¿Eres español o latinoamericano? ¡¡No seas vago/perezoso/flojo y escríbeme en español!! - I can make exceptions (for example, people who live in small towns nobody ever visits), but if you have surfed a ridiculous amount of times but you have never or almost never hosted, I will probably NOT host you as you are not giving back to the community a fraction of the hospitality you have received. - If you're going to be swiping on Tinder you better get yourself a room in a hotel, this way you avoid me becoming a cockblocker or making me feel used and abandoned if you disappear and spend the night somewhere else with your date.

Instagram: kiribatinauru CURRENT MISSION more holiday! ABOUT ME I think I'm a little shy, but some of my friends say sometimes I like to pay attention on myself and be in the centre of attention. In a little % maybe it's truth :-) I'm also a great optimist! It would be nice if you bring something to my collections (see photo, folder "Collections") People who can speak Polish, Ukrainian, Esperanto or Russian, and write to me in English, will not be accepted! People who ask for couch can not be homophobic (mention this) and must like dogs (mention this). No drugs. Also I don't host people who can not imagine a day without drinking alcohol. I don't like couchsurfers cooking big dinners at my place. PHILOSOPHY Deal with people as you would like to be dealt with yourself.

SORRY, I CAN NOT HOST YOU NOW.

IMPORTANT: I am not hosting for the rest of June, so please don't send me requests. Thank you. Hello locals and travelers community: I'm a Mexican guy currently living in Poland 🥳🇲🇽 and even that my first name's José, everybody call me by my middle name: Tomás, because it's my favorite name. I moved to Poland in 2022 when my life did a 360 spin! (2 words for that: marriage & divorce), but before that: I was working and living in Cancun (Mexico) since 2018 usually I worked in Resorts like animator, reason why I speak fluently English, or at least I am trying it :D, but my last job there was front desk working during night shifts during half year until December 2021, and now I am a "corpo-bitch" in one IT service company, reason I need to work every day in the office, and not all the time I can host travelers. I am sorry in advance if I decline your request. I started to use Couchsurfing in December 2018 to meet locals and travelers to share a good time chatting, going to the beach or maybe grabbing a beer, or at least to give advice about excursions or places that you want to visit during your stay there and it was awesome; but after that, I decided to be Host and everything was much better, the cultural exchange is so amazing! 🗺 At Cancun, I was a member of the Couchsurfing Community that is responsible for organizing a weekly Meeting with the aim of spreading the couchsurfer culture among the local people who correctly use the app-page and travelers; strengthening with this the spirit Couchsurfer, that after a year, this promotes me in a City Ambassador on the CS app, which basically: I am doing the same but now at Krakówland. If you are interested about host you, is very important that you read about my home, and also send in your request the name of one of your favorite songs, with that I will be sure that you had the time to read my profile. And nice to meet you travelers of the future! If We have the chance about meet us, It would be nice write me a reference and, definitely I'll write one back! If you still have doubts about me, I want to invite you to check my references 👍

Literature enthusiast and coffee shop regular who balances quiet reflection with vibrant social scenes. Let's swap book and café recommendations!

Thrill-seeker and culinary explorer who finds the heart of every destination through its people. Excited to share local favorites!

People person who loves organizing gatherings and spontaneous meetups. Dinner parties or impromptu outings - count me in!

Foodie and culture buff always on the hunt for the next great experience. I love sharing my discoveries with fellow travelers!