CURRENT MISSION Avoid parole violations ABOUT ME I love cupcakes. I have an odd obsession with collecting tacky religious memorabilia. I don't have a T.V., but I spend too much time on my laptop. I just can't resist travel blogs, independent news, and TED.com to name a few. I wish people would use bicycles as their major form of transportation. I laugh at inappropriate times and appreciate those that inspire my behavior. As for work, I'm too busy volunteering at every imaginable event to fit in an actual full time job. If U.S. corporations would adopt a 3-day work week and offer 2 months of annual vacation time, I might consider a career move. I'm into kayaking, camping, hiking, cycling, scuba, music/film festivals. I've been doing yoga for years, but you'd never know it by watching me. I make wine that my friends kindly pretend to like. I'm a vegetarian which is an American Indian word meaning bad hunter. I have been labeled an enabler which I staunchly deny. More vino anyone........? PHILOSOPHY There's nobody crazier than a Cuban, and nobody can party like a Cajun.