I held a baby spider monkey in Honduras. Her name is Lisa. She is a beautiful soul.

If you come to Dallas seek out Rudy's Fried chicken in Oak Cliff... bring cash. You're welcome.

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. My best friend is Ben Affleck. My favorite movie is Step Brothers. But seriously... Here's my story... I grew up as the only male in a house of 6 women, went batshit crazy, pick up my belongings and moved to Austin as soon as I turned 18. Several years later I moved back to Dallas when the economy tanked. Eventually I got in to Internet Marketing and Web Design. In Feb I got fired from my office job. Naturally, like any other sane individual would, I immediately canceled the lease on my apartment and bought a one-way ticket to Bangkok. Currently in Allen, TX planning future travels.