As of January 18, 2017, there is a new human living with us. It's a clever little thing, and it seems to like guests, but we may not be hosting as much as we used to for a little while. Feel free to send a request, but please don't be too offended if I take a little while to respond or can't host. Baby life is crazy life. Also, obviously, we probably can't host anyone who's allergic to infants. CURRENT MISSION To make it back to Cleveland ABOUT ME Stories are great, and I've got a ton of them to swap. Cleveland is actually pretty awesome, despite its bad rep. Sailing with the right people is about as good as a person can do for themselves. The fire pit in my backyard is a claw foot tub. This last bit is no longer true. But I have a space toilet now, so it's all good. Also, because I've been asked a few times: I am probably not currently in California, Alaska, Northern Canada, or Louisiana. In all likelihood I am in Cleveland right now. I'm not sure why, but apparently CS seems to think I travel a lot more than I do, or there is some wild vagabond doppleganger out there logging into my account for some reason from various locations all over North America. (If you're reading this, doppleganger, do your thing man, so long as you do it well). Either way, you can largely disregard the location of my last login above and to the left. PHILOSOPHY I have no idea what I'm doing or why.