Cracovie

🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 Sadly, our beloved 🍊Miss Clementine🍊 passed away by the end of January 😭💔 We are planning to get a successor, but I'm just too lazy to edit the text now and having to restore it in a few of months. So for now just ignore any rules regarding the hedgehog. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 WELCOME TO THE SPIDER'S LAIR! 🕸️ Now in Kraków, the 2nd most infuckingcredible place in the world (#1 is MEXICO CITY, of course 🇲🇽). My name is Alberto, code name "EL ARAÑO" (The Spider) 🕷️ I'm a secret agent in the MexBI: the Mexican FBI... which is identical to the FBI but in an extremely low budget version. You know, you can't expect too much from a country where the pizza delivery guy arrives 10 times faster than the police 🍕🚔 My usual partner for all the missions is a blue felt hedgehog 🦔 He's the master of disguise... I mean, who would suspect of a fluffy 7 cm blue hedgehog? I could tell you more about our mission, but agent Hedgie might have to kill you. N'aaaah... being serious, I'm just a normal guy working as a programmer for a bank 🏦 Believe me, is more boring than it sounds. Sometimes I could seem to be cold but I'm not, I'm just a very relaxed dude. [PEDANTRY CORNER] I think I am like The King 👑 in The Little Prince's story: "Because he was a very good man, he made his orders reasonable". [/PEDANTRY CORNER] Again, just in case it was not yet clear, I'M MEXICAN 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽, so please don’t use the “I’m coming to your city to know more about your culture” excuse because in this case it doesn’t work. Coming to Poland to know more about Mexico? That’s quite weird, isn’t it? 🧐 Yeah, yeah... after living in Poland for over a decade now my papers say I'm Polish, but my soul and my cactus face say I'll always be Mexican :P 📸 I like photography. I'm not really good at it, but sometimes I get good shots 🚲 I love cycling. I'm fat, but I can do up to 150 km in one day 🛩️ I love WWII planes... I have formed a whole RC squadron and all of them but one are airworthy I didn't really want to get to this point, but just to probe that you read the basic stuff from my profile, you must include the magic password in your request. YOU WILL FIND IT IN THE "MY HOME" SECTION. ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️ BEFORE SENDING ME A REQUEST ⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️ - HAVING A FULL PROFILE IS A MUST! - Keep in mind that I have a pet hedgehog and she roams free in the apartment during the night. - I understand everyone has different needs. I can make exceptions, but I'm not a fan of hosting people for only one night. Please consider staying at least 2 nights, so washing the sheets makes sense. - I don't enjoy people who stay at my apartment ALL DAY LONG but I also don't like it when they escape just after they woke up and come back at midnight. There has to be a balance. - DO NOT send me any requests more than a week in advance. I understand that you might want to organize your whole trip, but I cannot commit to anything with such a long anticipation. - Crappy single-line requests, specially from empty profiles, will be replied with a simple NO with no further explanation. - Read the "My Home" section (if you're using the mobile App, then tap on "Read More" under the "Accepting Guests" status). Trust me, I will notice if you didn't. https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/agent_spider/couch - ¿Eres español o latinoamericano? ¡¡No seas vago/perezoso/flojo y escríbeme en español!! - I can make exceptions (for example, people who live in small towns nobody ever visits), but if you have surfed a ridiculous amount of times but you have never or almost never hosted, I will probably NOT host you as you are not giving back to the community a fraction of the hospitality you have received. - If you're going to be swiping on Tinder you better get yourself a room in a hotel, this way you avoid me becoming a cockblocker or making me feel used and abandoned if you disappear and spend the night somewhere else with your date.

SORRY, I CAN NOT HOST YOU NOW.

About Me Hey! I’m Kuba @jakubbiros on Instagram, WhatsApp: +48 537 479 934) I’m a 24-year-old traveller from southern Poland, currently living in Kraków. I’ve been living abroad for the past few years—studying psychology in Wales, working in the UK, and in customer service at Blue Lagoon Iceland. I’m passionate about exploring the world and have already visited over 50 countries. I am currently working in a Software as a Service company as a Customer Success Specialist/AccountManager, and it is my first job after graduating from Psychology. I work 9-5, so I have every evening free to socialise. I often go to the gym and public speaking classes, so on certain evenings I might be available later, around 8 pm. Once you send me a DM, we can arrange our meeting somehow, and I can even give you the keys to my flat. I’m an open-minded, friendly, and easygoing person who loves meeting new people, experiencing different cultures, and sharing stories. Whether it’s hitchhiking, camping, or just having a deep conversation over coffee, I’m always up for a new adventure. I enjoy all kinds of music and movies, depending on my mood, and I love a good party with great company. I’ve worked in various places, from Amazon in the UK to Polish Airlines LOT’s business lounge and the airport in Keflavik, Iceland. IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT ME HOSTING I've been using Couchsurfing for a while and have had amazing experiences with the hospitality I've received, so I wanted to give back some of the positive energy I've gotten. 😊 I am new in Kraków (moved in on the 20th of February 2026), so I am learning myself how the city works, where everything is, and making new friends from scratch. If you expect to meet a local who knows every corner in the city unforntutely it is not me. I am Polish, though, so I can still show you the most important places, and help you with organising something, as well as teach you about the Polish culture and customs! I currently live alone, but often have friends staying over. I am very chill and friendly, so I can get along with people easily. Please let me know if you’re happy with what I can offer. If everything sounds good to you, you’re welcome to stay! 😊 Let’s connect, share experiences, and make great memories together!

Instagram: kiribatinauru CURRENT MISSION more holiday! ABOUT ME I think I'm a little shy, but some of my friends say sometimes I like to pay attention on myself and be in the centre of attention. In a little % maybe it's truth :-) I'm also a great optimist! It would be nice if you bring something to my collections (see photo, folder "Collections") People who can speak Polish, Ukrainian, Esperanto or Russian, and write to me in English, will not be accepted! People who ask for couch can not be homophobic (mention this) and must like dogs (mention this). No drugs. Also I don't host people who can not imagine a day without drinking alcohol. I don't like couchsurfers cooking big dinners at my place. PHILOSOPHY Deal with people as you would like to be dealt with yourself.

Literature enthusiast and coffee shop regular who balances quiet reflection with vibrant social scenes. Let's swap book and café recommendations!

Thrill-seeker and culinary explorer who finds the heart of every destination through its people. Excited to share local favorites!

People person who loves organizing gatherings and spontaneous meetups. Dinner parties or impromptu outings - count me in!

Foodie and culture buff always on the hunt for the next great experience. I love sharing my discoveries with fellow travelers!