CURRENT MISSION Fall down 6 times but get up 7 ABOUT ME I enjoy life and people. Money is for the birds and the extremely motivated. To me there are few things finer then good friends, some hockey, and a couple of beers. Nothing really rattles me and I aim to hold my title of "Calmest dude west of the Mississippi" for an unprecedented 7th year running. PHILOSOPHY This isn't a personal philosophy per se but please be aware I should have been shipped with a disclaimer tag attached to my mouth. I harbor the innate ability to delve into topics that tend to make liberals blush and conservatives down right uncomfortable :). But don't worry, it might take me up to 10 minutes on our first meeting before I feel comfortable enough to do this. Worry not, most likely I will only speak of unabashed stories of yesteryear regarding nude modeling and gratuitous streaking sessions.