CURRENT MISSION legen... wait for it...dary ABOUT ME I graduated college and decided to go to Spain for adventure. The fact that I didn't speak Spanish became very apparent when I asked a Spanish shopworker "sabe donde esta la putaria?". Which means "where is the bitch shop?" not, "where is the fruit shop?". It was one of my finer moments. I recently moved to Colorado for a job so I am trying to have new adventures out here. PHILOSOPHY "Use your intuition, it's all you've got. Keys are rare and there are a thousand locks"