A festival in the Sahara Desert, a day with Rastafari in Jamaica, and hitchhiking my way back to France from Albania with nothing but my phone and a few necessities people gave me after all my things were stolen.

I can teach you French and recite the names of about a hundred French cheeses. I will also be glad to pull out my best French accent to debate about wine. I am also a sailing instructor and would be happy to give you a lesson should the opportunity present itself.

I can show you secret places, stunning street art and great parties in Paris.