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Scarface taught me all I need to know in life. Except for him hating Colombians. Juemadre. All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?
Intéressé(e) par Cuisine
Intéressé(e) par Musique
Courant en Anglais
En train d'apprendre Espagnol
Pourquoi je suis sur Couchsurfing
To meet you, to get to know you and to experience what it's like being you. Then harvest your organs and put it up on the darknet. I'm KIDDING ! I'm harmless, host me okay ? PLZ
Musique, films et livres
Scarface was an okay movie. I think like how David Foster Wallace writes. I have The Raid on blu-ray. Hannah Reid sings to my soul. I teared up watching Moonrise Kingdom. Trent Reznor can make the shittiest movies sound like glorious epics. I am the Bernard Marx of the 21st century. I had a raging broner for Soundgarden era Chris Cornell. I respected Dave Mustaine until the meth took over. I am currently on an IASIP binge. I am the nightman.
Une chose incroyable que j'ai faite
I quit my job to scale the seventh highest peak in the Himalayas. It was worth it. I am now looking for a new job. My linkedin profile says I left to pursue 'higher studies'. BONUS : I biked from Toronto to Niagara Falls in 8 hours (150K). Yes, you may touch my calves.
Enseigner, apprendre, partager
Teach me Spanish. I'll teach you how to survive in India (hint : Don't be white) Teach me guitar and I teach you violin and school you on why it's the most superior instrument. After vocals.
Mes centres d'intérêt
Music : I play the violin, guitar and I sing. I write my own music. I've performed live for literally tens of screaming fans and some have labelled me as a younger, browner Roy Orbison. Cooking : I cook nearly every cuisine. I can cook for you, wearing only an apron if so desired. My specialties are Indian (Pav Bhaji, Dosa), Japanese (Sushi 'rolls') and Oatmeal. My oatmeal will knock your socks off.