My interests include; building suspension bridges in my back yard, basket weaving, underwater hockey. In my spare time I teach child geniuses the theory of relativity. At my local center for autistic children I can out-math everyone !! I once went 1 year without sex. (just to prove i wasn't a sex-aholic). Though I'm not a big guy, I held the Ohio State fair Frank eating contest 3 years running! I make my own Christmas cards. I brew my own beer and distribute it to 17 countries. I make an excellent stout called black shag. This beer won both a gold medal and a championship trophy in the Brewing Industry International Awards in 2011. I once built a nuclear reactor in the north of New Zealand. but the David Lange government made me sell it to the Chinese. I can still smell the Uranium on my breath. I jump, I spin, I weave, and I'm a competitive ballroom dancer. I have a T shirt business. All the shirts have a picture of me on them. I've sold millions. When I want a change from the monotony of life, I holiday in Australia. Its only 11 days swim away. I'm eating my way through the biological index, I'm stuck on armadillo, Aardvark was tough but tasty!! I get mobbed in Tokyo, Applauded in Paris, and ignored by New Yorkers. (you can please some of the people .....) I once had an illicit affair with Hilary Clinton. Don't ask her, she'll deny it. I spent last summer challenging Russian chess champions to matches of mental agility, 30 at a time. I'm undefeated!!. I sleep once a week, and when I do I sleep in a chair.

Drawing, and lateral thinking are my strengths. Problem solving and invention are my job. Making beautiful things is just a hobby.I can squeeze the joy out of anyone with my bare hands....tickle tickle:-)

my experience.

playing the triangle, making my own incense, trying to master difercult tricks... like turning myself into a cat. maintaining an open-mind...but not so open that my brains fall out!!