I am a human being with a body and a functioning mind. I can form sentences and move physically in time and space. I think that's enough, eh? Well okay, on the other side, I can be quite a charming personality with a ridiculously insane humour, like totally off the charts funny. I promise. Other than that, I'm a kind, honest (exaggerating is not lying), open-minded and humble (yes, why, of course!) person. No, really, I am. But don't let me fool you with my poetic sorcery here and make up your own mind. "JUST. DO. IT." (–Shia LaBeouf)