[Venue name]: Our Wicked Lady Hey everyone, My band and I are playing again! We'll be covering songs from Aerosmith, REM, Eagles, The Strokes, Radiohead, and more. Plus, there will be two other bands—both with even better songs (and, let’s be honest, probably less sucky than us). The event has a $12 cover charge. I’m supposed to have six free tickets again, like last time. Before, the first six people who mentioned my name got in for free—not sure if it'll work the same way this time, but I’ll keep you posted. Oh, and there's a bar. See you there!